Beyond Confessions: what if you can get away with it....

Webbed · 08-05-2007, 11:09 PM

So now that we shared our confessions, let's take it one step further: what if you could do something bad or commit a crime (however small or large), and get away with it, what would that be?

last_dance_rodeo · 08-06-2007, 01:08 AM

haha wow I'm not even sure I want to comment on this haha. I'll have to think about this for a while.

kjm030584 · 08-06-2007, 02:20 AM

I can't say anything, because I'm sure that they're watching, or maybe they're listening... And if they are listening I am going to get hauled away in a large padded van with 9 inch thick stainless steel doors with bars in the window and oh my god they're gonna get me.

Anyway, interesting topic!

greenpoet · 08-06-2007, 04:26 AM

I don’t even want to walk where even angels fear to tread.
I’d rather sleep like a baby at night.

And have a free-guilt conscience.

Ok, can I just have an order of one slice devil dark chocolate for me to indulge with and then exercise a little more to get away from excess calories?

Eibhlin · 08-07-2007, 03:08 PM

there are lots of things I would do if I could get away with them
some big some small
none of which I am going to admit publicly on a forum-lol

Veilingmeat · 08-08-2007, 07:33 PM

Hahaaaaa....ooh my...oooh my....if i could oooooooooooooooooooooh somebody STOP ME!!!!
If i could i'd just have this overwhelming urge, (that i have on a regular day to day basis...anyway) is to commit obsene acts of terror..bloodthirsty terror upon unwilling plebians who come to dump there crud at my workplace! and for all those gimp arse gits that contaminate our bins...for those are the ones that shall pay in blood, and there lives!
Infact, if i knew that i could get away with it all, i'd specially don just animal skin pants and nothing else but...smear my self in blood weilding a small hatchet type axe type thingmebob whatchamacallit...screaming like some wild man...ooh & i'd have to grow a big bushy beard with shaggy hair, and not brush my teeth for a couple of months! Every victim thats about to perish to my axe shall succumb to my caveman war dance before having there head lobbed off! and then some.

last_dance_rodeo · 08-08-2007, 08:21 PM

hahaha i admit i want to type here but it's really horrible

Veilingmeat · 08-08-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by last_dance_rodeo

hahaha i admit i want to type here but it's really horrible

ooh go on Chris...spill the beans, you only live once eh lad lol

you have to face it, we all have dark thoughts and vivid imaginations....either way, i'd say we all know one another well enough on here to just laugh at each others sordid delusions etc

Eibhlin · 08-08-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Veilingmeat

Hahaaaaa....ooh my...oooh my....if i could oooooooooooooooooooooh somebody STOP ME!!!!
If i could i'd just have this overwhelming urge, (that i have on a regular day to day basis...anyway) is to commit obsene acts of terror..bloodthirsty terror upon unwilling plebians who come to dump there crud at my workplace! and for all those gimp arse gits that contaminate our bins...for those are the ones that shall pay in blood, and there lives!
Infact, if i knew that i could get away with it all, i'd specially don just animal skin pants and nothing else but...smear my self in blood weilding a small hatchet type axe type thingmebob whatchamacallit...screaming like some wild man...ooh & i'd have to grow a big bushy beard with shaggy hair, and not brush my teeth for a couple of months! Every victim thats about to perish to my axe shall succumb to my caveman war dance before having there head lobbed off! and then some.

hahahaha, that sounds like fodder for a demented Monty Python skit-lol

Eibhlin · 08-08-2007, 10:57 PM

oh, well, this is fairly harmless to admit since it is highly unlikely to happen
I would totally let Scar ravage me if she ever wanted to, esp if she had her blue/green hair and wore that glass bra and panty thing
le sigh...so hot!

last_dance_rodeo · 08-09-2007, 02:52 AM

kinky images kinky images!!!!!!!!!!
there's two people who i would like to slap around at work a lot, one a coworker and one a client sounds terrible i know, and I would like to wire money from bill gates account into mine, and I would like to do something else but If I say I'll probably end up in some interrogation cell

DreamsLast · 08-09-2007, 07:08 AM

I would tell off this chick I work with about how much of a b**** she is, I'd probably slap her a couple times (but then run like hell cause she's twice the size of me!)!!!! Every time someone goes slow in the fast lane and doesn't get over, I'd like to really act upon my road rage!!! Not kill anyone but tell them off and slap 'em around a little bit!!! Most definitely ram their car in the back end because they deserve it!

I sound a little violent here, don't I?? I am as harmless as a butterfly though. I'd probably chicken out anyway!!! I'm too darn nice....

But, some things just get to you and you can't take them anymore, you know?? For once I'd like to really take care of nagging problems like this without any repercussions!!!!

Little Bird · 08-09-2007, 08:31 AM

Well in that case, I'd love to tell my boss exactly what I think of him. The man is a complete moron and changes his mind like the weather. Also, he butts in when you're trying to explain something and keeps jumping to conclusions. It's really frustrating tyrying to explain anything to him. Also, he is one of the most patronising people I've met let alone worked for.

I won't be working for him when I get back from maternity leave (thank god) so I really only have to put up with him for another 10 weeks. Bring on 10 weeks!!!!!

Veilingmeat · 08-09-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Eibhlin

oh, well, this is fairly harmless to admit since it is highly unlikely to happen
I would totally let Scar ravage me if she ever wanted to, esp if she had her blue/green hair and wore that glass bra and panty thing
le sigh...so hot!

Scar.....

....and Andrea, LOL..you fiesty lass...thats ceeeriminal

and Kiera, just for sh*ts & kicks, i'd tell your soon to be old boss exactly what you think of the bugger! let the hate swell within you, and when the time is right...let it flow forthwith...watch the film "Glenn Gary Glenn Ross" and learn on how to slag a boss of big time from the master genius 'Al Pacino'

last_dance_rodeo · 08-09-2007, 09:18 PM

haha christie and kiera, you guys make me laugh cuz you both seem so mellow and peaceful and then i read this hahaha

08-05-2007, 11:09 PM	#1
Webbed JKF Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bay Area, California Posts: 170 Rep Power: 224	Beyond Confessions: what if you can get away with it.... So now that we shared our confessions, let's take it one step further: what if you could do something bad or commit a crime (however small or large), and get away with it, what would that be?

08-06-2007, 01:08 AM	#2
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 262	haha wow I'm not even sure I want to comment on this haha. I'll have to think about this for a while. __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

08-06-2007, 02:20 AM	#3
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 265	I can't say anything, because I'm sure that they're watching, or maybe they're listening... And if they are listening I am going to get hauled away in a large padded van with 9 inch thick stainless steel doors with bars in the window and oh my god they're gonna get me. Anyway, interesting topic! __________________

08-06-2007, 04:26 AM	#4
greenpoet Amused by the Muse Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Philippines Posts: 147 Rep Power: 224	I don’t even want to walk where even angels fear to tread. I’d rather sleep like a baby at night. And have a free-guilt conscience. Ok, can I just have an order of one slice devil dark chocolate for me to indulge with and then exercise a little more to get away from excess calories? __________________ "And if you see my words like stone Know its wisdom lies in silence And if you see my wisdom in silence Then with you, I will always be."

08-07-2007, 03:08 PM	#5
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	there are lots of things I would do if I could get away with them some big some small none of which I am going to admit publicly on a forum-lol __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

08-08-2007, 07:33 PM	#6
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	Hahaaaaa....ooh my...oooh my....if i could oooooooooooooooooooooh somebody STOP ME!!!! If i could i'd just have this overwhelming urge, (that i have on a regular day to day basis...anyway) is to commit obsene acts of terror..bloodthirsty terror upon unwilling plebians who come to dump there crud at my workplace! and for all those gimp arse gits that contaminate our bins...for those are the ones that shall pay in blood, and there lives! Infact, if i knew that i could get away with it all, i'd specially don just animal skin pants and nothing else but...smear my self in blood weilding a small hatchet type axe type thingmebob whatchamacallit...screaming like some wild man...ooh & i'd have to grow a big bushy beard with shaggy hair, and not brush my teeth for a couple of months! Every victim thats about to perish to my axe shall succumb to my caveman war dance before having there head lobbed off! and then some. __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

08-08-2007, 08:21 PM	#7
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 262	hahaha i admit i want to type here but it's really horrible __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

08-08-2007, 10:57 PM	#10
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	oh, well, this is fairly harmless to admit since it is highly unlikely to happen I would totally let Scar ravage me if she ever wanted to, esp if she had her blue/green hair and wore that glass bra and panty thing le sigh...so hot! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

08-09-2007, 02:52 AM	#11
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 262	kinky images kinky images!!!!!!!!!! there's two people who i would like to slap around at work a lot, one a coworker and one a client sounds terrible i know, and I would like to wire money from bill gates account into mine, and I would like to do something else but If I say I'll probably end up in some interrogation cell __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

08-09-2007, 07:08 AM	#12
DreamsLast ~~Moderator~~ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 1,635 Rep Power: 243	I would tell off this chick I work with about how much of a b**** she is, I'd probably slap her a couple times (but then run like hell cause she's twice the size of me!)!!!! Every time someone goes slow in the fast lane and doesn't get over, I'd like to really act upon my road rage!!! Not kill anyone but tell them off and slap 'em around a little bit!!! Most definitely ram their car in the back end because they deserve it! I sound a little violent here, don't I?? I am as harmless as a butterfly though. I'd probably chicken out anyway!!! I'm too darn nice.... But, some things just get to you and you can't take them anymore, you know?? For once I'd like to really take care of nagging problems like this without any repercussions!!!! __________________ "We are loved beyond our capacity to comprehend..." -Jewel Kilcher, Acoustic Goddess Of Song & Modern Day Troubador

08-09-2007, 08:31 AM	#13
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Well in that case, I'd love to tell my boss exactly what I think of him. The man is a complete moron and changes his mind like the weather. Also, he butts in when you're trying to explain something and keeps jumping to conclusions. It's really frustrating tyrying to explain anything to him. Also, he is one of the most patronising people I've met let alone worked for. I won't be working for him when I get back from maternity leave (thank god) so I really only have to put up with him for another 10 weeks. Bring on 10 weeks!!!!!

08-09-2007, 09:18 PM	#15
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 262	haha christie and kiera, you guys make me laugh cuz you both seem so mellow and peaceful and then i read this hahaha __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.