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Old 03-29-2007, 09:52 PM   #31
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but you can be average and have a good personality and they love you. IT'S UNJUST!"
Hell no....a damn good average of American women these days just want yer cash!!!
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:02 PM   #32
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oh really just american women eh?

next thing that comes to mind:

Marc getting jabbed in the eye

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Old 03-29-2007, 10:08 PM   #33
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Neext thing that comes to mind.... OUCH lol i guess i deserved that mwhahahaaaaaaaa
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Nope, not just American women. But American women are into this 'independent' thing, where they want to be independent but they won't get a job. No offence, but I hatet thhose girlsl who live in an apartment or house that mommy and daddy pay for and drive a car that mommy pays insurance premiums on and daddy coughs up gas and expense money and they want to talk about being independent.

So, poke me in the eye, just the right one, if you poked me in teh left I'd be blind!
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Old 03-29-2007, 10:24 PM   #35
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those girls who live in an apartment or house that mommy and daddy pay for and drive a car that mommy pays insurance premiums on and daddy coughs up gas and expense money and they want to talk about being independent.
Aye lad....there the ones i'm refering to, "Daddy paid my credit card bills for me" type whores and "Hey look what Daddy baught me" the sort of rich kids that join the army and get there arses raped everyday, lmao!!!! the rich kids always get killed first...........GOOD and as for those rich women, there the very meaning and essence of the word BITCH, just like that Paris Hilton thingmebob
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:34 AM   #36
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Effin 'A', Cotton. F'in A!!!!

I wouldn't utilize the term you said (I find it suspect of evil intent.) But these 'broads' deserve a good screaming at. You know, the ones who buy better groceries than you can afford, yet you work for your money. I hate those women, they should all be forced to get real jobs and deal with real things. I won't use the five letter word you used, because some of them are honestly spoiled, but can be sweet girls, as they just don't know any better. Yes, I've met some really sweet girls, but they don't know a damn thing about living in the real world.

and she'd complain and I hear nothihng but her saying, "I just want to communicate! I want to talk about your life, your work." to hear me say, "Okay honey. I just got called to go to a house where a baby was boiled to death inside a microwave because he wouldn't stay quiet." Women wonder why I'm such a *****, must be that Pacino complex.

Don't worry, they'll get their own one day. Just like Napoleon said. God forbid they have to do a job dealing with potentially disastrous situations every single day. They couldn't handle it. Forget daily life and bills and expenses, they couldn't keep any sanity left!

Then, they'd be on the prowl for some sugar daddy like me to pay for their rent and insurance and gas....and what do I get, a few high altitude good times now and then! It's not worth it.
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Old 03-30-2007, 02:52 PM   #37
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ummm cavemen
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Does somebody have issues or what? I think we need a new thread for caveman therapy.
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Old 03-30-2007, 03:48 PM   #39
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i just thought i'd put cavemen because the geico commercials were in my head at that time haha
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OH, I'm just playing with Marc. It is merely a satirical work and not to be taken seriously. I think Marc has some agnry, bitter sense of humour to him, though.
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Aye, tis all in jest and we have to get these things of our chest from time to time. Because I AM a VERY angry person most of my working day, amidst the toffs and upperclass fops, and as i work 'Public Relations' type work for the Council...these so called gimps *ahem* i mean ppl, think they pay my wages i always say "well then sir or madam, i'll have it now then please...i'm a bit short of dosh atm"
Anywaaaay ENOUGH of my shawoddy woddy job!!! maybe this should just continue on the 'pet peeves' thread!!!

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some sugar daddy like me to pay for their rent and insurance and gas....
Spill my pint will ya, your avin a laugh aintcha!? You a sugar daddy!!! geroff me land!
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:08 PM   #42
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Okay, I'm doing a totlally different thought. Next thing that comes to mind is the Santino Rice runway show with the lingerie clad models with deer antlers, kinky.

One judge said, "The models don't look sexy, thhey look like Satanic deer! That is not what women want to put on!"

Santino replied, "I think it's supposed to come off!"

figured this short one would start up a whole new idea.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:17 PM   #43
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lingerie clad models....ooooh stop it....i know there meant to come off, but i aint eeeeeven gonna say whats on my mind right now
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tin foil! Tin FOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
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