End Of The World !!!

Intrepid Prez · 05-07-2005, 04:09 AM

It's true !!!

I just got a phone call from the USA and...
life as we know it will NEVER be the same !!!
So... I'm not too sure how to break the news to you all. :(

OK, OK... I'll just have give it to you straight and hope you can live with it.

SHAKIRA HAS CUT HER HAIR !!! :omg:

I was stunned... shocked... it couldn't possibly be true.
But yeah... Shakira now has shoulder length hair. :(

One of my main reasons for living was Shakira's hair... and now it's gone. :(

I'm seeing a shrink and taking medication for the time being.
Hopefully, with suport from family and friend, in a few years
(when Shakira's hair grows back) I'll be able to face the world again.

So, I'm feeling a little fragile right now and would appreciate any support
from fellow Shakirians... or even caring Kilcherians.

May her long wild hair rest in peace.

Not so easy... Justin :(

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MrCC · 05-07-2005, 04:42 AM

Maybe somebody will sell some of Shakira's hair on E-bay. :ph43r: :shock:

What's that they say Hair today, gone tomorrow.... ;)

MrCC · 05-07-2005, 06:28 AM

I feel your pain. How will you go on?

folderol and · 05-07-2005, 02:21 PM

Justin, any pics of Shakira's new hairstyle to accentuate your distraught-ness at this event?

By the way, your avatar is now invalid.

kjm030584 · 05-07-2005, 04:51 PM

Maybe She'll sell her hair to me so I can use it for my hair transplant surgery. :lol:

michaelsjewel · 05-07-2005, 07:05 PM

i always thought her hair was invalid - b/c she dyed it blonde to make it in the US music market...... all i can remember was hearing shakira's hot and this and that - they didn't say that on spanish via satellite when she was the way she was before the transformation - now that's truly - selling out!

Intrepid Prez · 05-08-2005, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Justin, any pics of Shakira's new hairstyle to accentuate your distraught-ness at this event?: folderol

Haven't checked the net yet... I DAREN'T !!!

Quote:

By the way, your avatar is now invalid.

I know... I guess I'm just gonna have to try and sell it on ebay. :(

It's really uncanny... first the tsunami now this !!!

I tell ya... it's the APOCALYPSE... we better all start repenting.

georger · 05-09-2005, 07:12 AM

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SHAKIRA HAS CUT HER HAIR !!!

This is a joke, right? You're not speaking seriously?

Right now as you read this, in other coutries which are politically unstable and are undergoing the ravages of war, people are dying for lack of clean water, children are dying from diseases we don't even think about. Families are torn apart by war, fathers forced to fight in some fanatic's war. Women are being raped by soldiers, children sold into slavery.

And you're worried about Shakira's hair?

kjm030584 · 05-09-2005, 04:50 PM

I'm sure he's joking, I doubt he's completely beaten down by grief. Relax! ^_^

michaelsjewel · 05-09-2005, 08:48 PM

the guy is devoted u know...that's got to count for something! :unsure:

MrCC · 05-09-2005, 08:59 PM

Hey, it's all fun and games until Shakira's new haircut starts World War 3. Then you might take it more serious than a few starving orphans. ;)

:stupid:

MrCC · 05-09-2005, 09:02 PM

And when I need real news, I look to the Drudge Report. http://www.drudgereport.com/ The New Jewel forums are my escape from reality.

michaelsjewel · 05-11-2005, 09:24 AM

by the way, they are doing voting on vh1 - and the videos this weeek include shakira's new song - yah - it's doing poorly on voting 1% of the votes are going to it and there's only 5 choices - 40% is going to lisa marie presley - i myself chose lisa - i'm guessing this latest shakira album isn't english or something? plus - i didn't think she could get any sluttier by dressing up in dirt - without that transformation - she would've never been successful in the US market in the first place - i wonder what will be the next single for shakira - that is if they realize no one's playing it!

Intrepid Prez · 05-12-2005, 07:02 AM

Here you go...

I thought I'd include this pic just to remind everyone
what a great asset Shakira's hair used to be:

...

MrCC · 05-12-2005, 04:20 PM

:shock: :mooner: :shock: :mooner: :shock: :mooner: :shock:

05-07-2005, 04:09 AM	#1
Intrepid Prez Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 275 Rep Power: 0	It's true !!! I just got a phone call from the USA and... life as we know it will NEVER be the same !!! So... I'm not too sure how to break the news to you all. :( OK, OK... I'll just have give it to you straight and hope you can live with it. SHAKIRA HAS CUT HER HAIR !!! :omg: I was stunned... shocked... it couldn't possibly be true. But yeah... Shakira now has shoulder length hair. :( One of my main reasons for living was Shakira's hair... and now it's gone. :( I'm seeing a shrink and taking medication for the time being. Hopefully, with suport from family and friend, in a few years (when Shakira's hair grows back) I'll be able to face the world again. So, I'm feeling a little fragile right now and would appreciate any support from fellow Shakirians... or even caring Kilcherians. May her long wild hair rest in peace. Not so easy... Justin :( __________________________________________________ _____________________________ __________________ The Devon Aoki Appeciation Society http://lovelydevonaoki.110mb.com/ __________________________________________________ _

05-07-2005, 04:42 AM	#2
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Maybe somebody will sell some of Shakira's hair on E-bay. :ph43r: :shock: What's that they say Hair today, gone tomorrow.... ;) __________________ Mike

05-07-2005, 06:28 AM	#3
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	I feel your pain. How will you go on? __________________ Mike

05-07-2005, 02:21 PM	#4
folderol and Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 161 Rep Power: 235	Justin, any pics of Shakira's new hairstyle to accentuate your distraught-ness at this event? By the way, your avatar is now invalid. __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Geneva\'><span style=\'font-size:9pt;line-height:100%\'>\ but now i've seen your tactics and your [FIRE] in the hole \ this entire operation is a MIS-APPROPRIATION of my {soul} \ ?roger wilco? shawn colvin</span></span>

05-07-2005, 04:51 PM	#5
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	Maybe She'll sell her hair to me so I can use it for my hair transplant surgery. :lol: __________________

05-07-2005, 07:05 PM	#6
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	i always thought her hair was invalid - b/c she dyed it blonde to make it in the US music market...... all i can remember was hearing shakira's hot and this and that - they didn't say that on spanish via satellite when she was the way she was before the transformation - now that's truly - selling out!

05-09-2005, 04:50 PM	#9
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	I'm sure he's joking, I doubt he's completely beaten down by grief. Relax! ^_^ __________________

05-09-2005, 08:48 PM	#10
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	the guy is devoted u know...that's got to count for something! :unsure:

05-09-2005, 08:59 PM	#11
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Hey, it's all fun and games until Shakira's new haircut starts World War 3. Then you might take it more serious than a few starving orphans. ;) :stupid: __________________ Mike

05-09-2005, 09:02 PM	#12
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	And when I need real news, I look to the Drudge Report. http://www.drudgereport.com/ The New Jewel forums are my escape from reality. __________________ Mike

05-11-2005, 09:24 AM	#13
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	by the way, they are doing voting on vh1 - and the videos this weeek include shakira's new song - yah - it's doing poorly on voting 1% of the votes are going to it and there's only 5 choices - 40% is going to lisa marie presley - i myself chose lisa - i'm guessing this latest shakira album isn't english or something? plus - i didn't think she could get any sluttier by dressing up in dirt - without that transformation - she would've never been successful in the US market in the first place - i wonder what will be the next single for shakira - that is if they realize no one's playing it!

05-12-2005, 07:02 AM	#14
Intrepid Prez Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 275 Rep Power: 0	Here you go... I thought I'd include this pic just to remind everyone what a great asset Shakira's hair used to be: ... __________________ The Devon Aoki Appeciation Society http://lovelydevonaoki.110mb.com/ __________________________________________________ _

05-12-2005, 04:20 PM	#15
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	:shock: :mooner: :shock: :mooner: :shock: :mooner: :shock: __________________ Mike