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Old 04-08-2005, 07:37 AM   #16
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well...once they figure out what site we entered the contest from....they will have no doubt we just were playing along ...... :P :mooner: :clapjoy: 10 was wrong? really? well.... not according to your page, but k...lol
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Old 04-08-2005, 11:59 AM   #17
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Glad to see my previous experience in attacking you have come in handy to win this DVD!!

I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my siblings, fiance, my neighbour from number 7 from when I was a child, a woman in the street this morning who bumped into me without apologising, the BUNNIES and everyone who I don't know!
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Old 04-08-2005, 05:02 PM   #18
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this isn't the grammy's little_bird.... :P :P :P :mooner: :muhaha: :clapjoy:
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Old 04-09-2005, 02:02 AM   #19
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Michael

My plan to blackmail you and Kiera fell apart :( when I received
a late entree from Irving Azoff. And yeah... he'd got ALL
the questions right !!!

He even sent pix of both a rhino and a vampire... AND included
his 'Kelly Rowland Fan Club' membership number for extra bonus points !!!


Some woman named Nedra Carrol sent in the worst entree... 1 point. :(
She got the point for answering question #9 correctly. :blink:

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10 was wrong? really? well.... not according to your page, but k...lol (Michael)
Kiera had no problems with that question. All Jewel's platinum albums are
mentioned on that page. Only the Christmas Album wasn't mentioned. So...
by deduction, the page provides the answer.


Both DVD's are ALREADY in the mail. :)


Easy... ;)
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:11 AM   #20
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k...i give up..lol - thanks :)
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:37 AM   #21
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Just for the heck of it, I'll answer the questions that Michael and Kiera missed :P

3. What closely resembles a neglected vampire's graveyard? Her teeth. :gnash: (I'm not angry, that's the smiley with weird teeth. :P )

8. What do Christina Aguilera and Jewel have in common? They both have the same manager... duh.

10. All of Jewel's albums achieved platinum status in Australia except one. Which one? That would be Joy: A Holiday Collection. :)


I'm glad I didn't have to answer question #9. ;)
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Old 04-09-2005, 04:46 AM   #22
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Princess Angel Eyes

Its a bit late now, Tracy. :angry:

But... I got a text message from the DVD shop and they've
dug up 3 More copies for me !!! :)

How Intrepid is this Prez ???

So... there's gonna be a brand new comp with brand new questions.
And Angel Eyes, (don't tell anyone) but as you're our Lovely Kilcherian Princess
I'm gonna email the new questions to you A DAY BEFORE THE COMP!!! :omg:

I know that's cheating...
but credibilty has never been a major issue at the the ASPCJ.

And... even if you get them ALL wrong... you're still gonna win a DVD. B)

So brush up on your Kilcheria... and here's little a tip... at least 50% of the
questions are gonna be related to Jewel's Australian success/tours/statz.

Oh well... at least TWO Kilcherians will have a fair chance of winning a prize. :blink:


Eternal love , Princess :wub:


Easy... Justin ;)


And no... I didn't notice your snotty remark about #9. :gnash:
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Old 04-09-2005, 07:36 AM   #23
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OK. Here's my entry:

1. Which of Jewel's albums is often mistaken for a Britney album?

Which album? I have no idea, but Jewel's real boobs are often mistaken for Britney's fake ones. Not that I care about such things.

2. Which earnest folk singer moonlights as a soft porn model?

Bob Dylan, but trust his porn just isn?t that good. Harmonicas just aren?t that sexy.

3. What closely resembles a neglected vampire's graveyard?

Ty Murray. I suspect professional bull riding would take its toll on any man?s ahh?package. I can?t prove it, but I bet he?s got more bruises than the produce department at a discount grocer. Hey there?s a reason why they retire in their 30?s.

4. What does a rhinoceros have in common with Jewel?

Rhinos have bad vision. Jewel can?t read her own lyrics even if a fan holds them right in front of her horn.

5. Who was the saucy, blonde, booty shaking diva who danced with Beyonce?

What blonde, booty shaking diva hasn?t danced with Beyonce? I?ll take a guess Betty White or another one of the Golden Girls?

6. Which Alaskan singer/songwriter should murder her stylist?

Hey Jewel was raised by wolves. Hair?s not her thing. Cut her a break. At least her teeth are good.

7. What do the albums 'Laundry Service' and '0304' have in common?

Just like a dry cleaner Jewel?s Management is not responsible for items left longer than 0304 days.

8. What do Christina Aguilera and Jewel have in common?

That?s too easy - they both hate Britney Spears.

9. Who is unquestionably: The BEST Singer on the Planet?

Unquestionably, Nedra Caroll. Oh wait I thought you said ?Who is the Best Questionable Singer on the planet!? Never mind.

10. All of Jewel's albums achieved platinum status in Australia except one. Which one?

In Australia they give out platinum status to anyone that sells at least two dozen albums. Steve Irwin has more platinum albums in Australia than Jewel. Jewel?s brother has some that he uses to clean the lenses in his CD player. From what I understand a radioactive isotope of platinum is some kind of a waste product from their sheep industry. They send it out to foreign artists as platinum albums and the rest they sell to North Korea for it?s nuclear program. There was a UN leaked memo on all this? And the only reason Jewel?s Christmas Album didn?t go platinum is because Justin hides them under the Jewel At the Vatican DVD?s. He only has to buy three more copies and this DVD will be platinum in Australia. Justin has done more for Jewel?s career than Lester Mendez.






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Old 04-09-2005, 06:04 PM   #24
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You've updated the trivia page with more questionable content. I like the photographic clues. Very nice touch. $75,000! Dang, I better talk to my insurance agent.

I thought exhibit #1 in the Michael Jackson trial was a copy of Boy's Life Magazine with the pages stuck together. Not that I'm saying he's guilty. Let's wait until he's convicted before we hang him. ;)
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:17 PM   #25
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Aw, thanks Justin. :) And, the reason why I didn't enter was because I just couldn't say anything bad about the ASPCJ. ;) And because I was too lazy. :P

I'll be looking out for the newest questions, though. :)
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Old 04-10-2005, 01:14 AM   #26
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Errr... Angel Eyes,

Where was your :wub: smilie ???
You promised me ETERNAL LOVE remember ??? :(


And Mike... I don't know how to put this gently... but...
well, err... yeah, like you errr... you got 'em ALL wrong !!! :(

But... they were HEAPS BETTER than the correct answers though. :D



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All wrong? What's the prize for that?

Heaps better. Horse manure is also measured in heaps. ;)
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Old 04-10-2005, 05:14 AM   #28
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yah...until some sick little freak dives into it with a shovel and stashes it away! whoops....I JUST SPAMMED THIS THREAD>>..oh what will we do..... i guess we'll all burn in H :devil1: LL
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Apr 9 2005, 08:14 PM
Errr... Angel Eyes,

Where was your :wub: smilie ???
You promised me ETERNAL LOVE remember ??? :(
I'm sorry, it totally slipped my mind. :( Here you go:

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Is that better? :wub:


EDIT: And just so you know, I tried to post with 8 smileys more, but apparently there's a limit. I can't even post a sad face because of it. :-(
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Congratulations Mike. For being immature enough to do this
Yes. This response is off topic. Thank Mike for that
I just don't have much to say on the subject :) I read the replies
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