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The ASPCJ's Jewel Trivia Quiz If you're a regular visitor to the ASPCJ website then you should be able to answer the quiz questions really easily... but there're heaps of clues anyway. :) http://www.geocities.com/jewel_austr...ompetition.htm How easy is that ??? B) And... as an EXTRA BONUS... For free postage and packaging, all you gotta do is: In no more than 50 words say why Kilcherians should boycott the ASPCJ website and explain why the Intrepid Prez should be banned from the New Jewel Forum !!! Now... how good is that ??? A prize for sticking it up the ASPCJ !!! :omg: For the first week the competition is only open to New Jewel Forum members... then the page gets added the the ASPCJ's main menu if there's not a winner. Don't email your answers... post them in this forum. :luck: Easy... Justin ;)
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Wow, Justin. You're the most generous Australian I've ever known. I've only known three. One tried to sell me something. One slept with my neighbor's 15 year old daughter. And then there's you. You just keep giving and giving. First it was the 100% free Jewel Kilcherlator. Now it's a free DVD to the person who clicks on the most ASPCJ pages searching for answers!
Here's something for you Justin. A supersized neutered bunny.
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Ah justin, that's so nice of you. And to make it exclusive the JKF so far is really generous of you.
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I spent weeks and weeks, often times up all night coding that damn thing, and not one of over 1000 members wanted a Kilcherlator. :bang: And only 37 websurfing Jewel fans wanted one. (I kept count) Yep... that Kilcherlator proved to be the biggest waste of time of my life. :angry: So... I don't expect too many Kilcherians will be wanting the DVD either. :rolleyes: Quote:
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1) Being Born. 2) The first time you listened to 0304. 3) Getting out of bed this morning. 4) Writing The Kilcherlator The Kilcherlater is not a waste of time. It's just before it's time. You're like the Leonardo Da Vinci of Australia. He invented the helicopter, but it didn't do anybody any good since nobody had invented the engine. Which reminds me of the Inquisition. ;) :P PS With enough promotion I bet you could get at least two more people to download it. Just tell them it includes and unreleased track of Jessica Simpson yodeling.
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kinda like that silly hair-do competetion - has anyone won that shag rug yet? or is it collecting dust @ a warehouse since it hasn't been bought yet? :mooner: :clapjoy: :clapjoy: :clapjoy: :clapjoy:
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How insensitive are you, Mike ??? :devil1: Quote:
Yeah Michael... don't you want the DVD... you've always claimed to be Jewel's #1 fan ??? :dunno: Where's your entree ? :unsure: __________________________________
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I'm Not Sensitive. I'm the Anti-Jewel. See you in Heck, my friend. ;)
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send it to you. Go ahead. Send in an entry - he's serious! B) [/b][/quote] Oh I know he's serious but I can never do these types of competitions. I go to give it a try and then I can't come up with anything so I'll leave it up to the other members. If no-one enters, then I suggest you just give me the rare CD. |
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Wow! It's amazing how you can put your mind to something if you feel strong enough about it.
Decided to give it a bash and whattaya know, I can't get my comments down to 50 words or less. The lowest I can do is 70. Prez, you knew this was going to happen...you're cruel. I wanted to slag you off to the best of my ability and I can't with your ridiculous restrictions. :cry: I think that's a banning offense in itself! Ok, so I entered your silly competition. Please note, by me NOT winning the DVD and achieving free p&p, will result in your immediate banning of this message board. But no pressure! :gve: |
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YOU WIN A JEWEL DVD, Kiera. :clapjoy: But your answer to #8 was wrong and... your answer to #3 wasn't specific enough. :P Even your attack on the ASPCJ was pretty lame considering all your edits to my posts... and... shouldn't all those complaints to the mods (in both forums) have carried a little more weight ??? lol I gotta admit... I thought Lord Ass was gonna win this comp hands down. :unsure: Anyway, the ASPCJ has one more DVD to give away. B) So Lord Ass, its OK to cut & paste a previous attack on the ASPCJ (it's not against the rules) it really wouldn't be right if you didn't win one. :) And Michael... type: Jewel All Star Christmas into Google and you'll see that this obscure curio really does exist. This is no shag pile carpet. So... enter !!! Anyway... whoever the next Kilcherian is to get 8 outa 10 (equal to Kiera's pitiful score) wins: The Rarest Collectors Item in the Land of Kicher !!! :luck: I really can't see the distributor knocking out another few thousand copies in the very near future. lol Easy... Justin ;) ___________________
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i wasn't implying that the dvd didn't exist.....
but anyways, i've made my entry via email - enjoy...LOL i hope i did some of those right :huh: |
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CONRATULATIONS !!!
YOU WIN A JEWEL DVD too, Michael. :clapjoy: You got #8 wrong too !!! And... #10 wrong !!! But your answer to question #4 earned you BONUS POINTS !!! "Big nose - specifically the hump in the nose - rhino has the horn - jewel's nose's hump almost creates one" WOW !!! How precise was that !!! But like Kiera, a very disapointing attack on the ASPCJ. :( You've done HEAPS better in the past, Michael, without even expecting a prize. :) Anyway... CONGRATULATIONS !!! :D Yeah... thanx to Kiera & Michael for joining in the fun. :clapjoy: Umm... now, Kiera and Michael... How much are you both gonna pay the ASPCJ not to email your answers directly to Jewel's management ??? ;) Easy... Justin ;)
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Of course you know that the catch is that the Intrepid Prez gets to know your mailing address. ;) :P :blink: :bang: :mecry: :redface: :)
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