Worst Artists the revival of a legend

Eibhlin · 08-31-2006, 05:47 PM

Well, since the old worst artists thread was closed and put on lock down, i need to start this one because...

I CANNOT STAND PATTI LABELLE!!! That One Touch commercial GRATES on my NERVES!!!

"One touch-ah changes-ah everything-ah yyyyaahhhh"--insert nasally voice--

Pleeease make it stop! Pleeeeeez!!

Eibhlin · 08-31-2006, 06:06 PM

Every time Patti LaBelle sings, a puppy dies
and I want to cry
the pain is so great
i think i may faint

and that is the end of this rhyme
no great poet am i am i
and no great poet am i

Little Bird · 08-31-2006, 07:24 PM

Old thread closed ??? Huh???

I'm confused. Gotta go hunting

Eibhlin · 08-31-2006, 08:14 PM

yup, it is on the last page of the abyss and it says it is closed, but that's ok, because now we have a new one!

Little Bird · 08-31-2006, 09:57 PM

I'll merge them and reopen it. Not sure why that's closed. Weird

Little Bird · 08-31-2006, 09:59 PM

Eh nevermind. Seems there is a problem with that thread. There were no posts in it and it wouldn't allow new ones or to reopen it again.

So yep...this new one is fine

Veilingmeat · 09-07-2006, 09:27 PM

OH horrah, i'v only just noticed this thread, thats thankfully returned with the wrath of hellfire

Permit me to muse my digust on the likes of those skanky scallywags called 'The Pussycat Dolls' (seriously WTF?!) who do they think they are!? they just there to try and look good...there music (if thats what you want to call it) is :censored::censored::censored::censored:e, same goes to there pathetic videos and they think every man is gonna crawl to there feet and tarty talentless looks *PAAH* not me luvies, amidst the minions of other talentless tarts we have today..your an exception.....and NO, i dont wish my Girlfriend is hot/not like you...........begone

i have better!!!!!!!

Eibhlin · 09-07-2006, 10:32 PM

amen brutha! ye gads, i heard the most awful music today...

it was....

KISS

my ears nearly killed themselves, it was awful and near tragic

Little Bird · 09-07-2006, 10:46 PM

I'd like to add Fergie to the list.

Don't get me wrong, I like Black Eyed Peas (sorta) but she is just AWFUL on her own. Least we know she isn't the talent behind any of the BEP songs.

ItBeThatWay27 · 09-07-2006, 11:53 PM

I second these emotions:
Pussycat Dolls and Fergie

I agree I kind of like the BEP's but Fergie on her own is terrible. Pussycat Dolls are terrible "don't you wish your g/f was a skank like me"

Andrea, you don't like KISS?

DreamsLast · 09-08-2006, 02:47 AM

I don't even have to say it really.........New Kids On The Block.......*CRINGE*

What was America thinking back then??????

Eibhlin · 09-08-2006, 02:17 PM

I don't know, but my excuse for liking them for a month is that I was in middle school and trying to fit in

thank god I changed before high school and decided to not fit in anymore!!

ItBeThatWay27 · 09-08-2006, 02:26 PM

I don't listen to KISS really but I love the song LOVE GUN

Eibhlin · 09-08-2006, 02:38 PM

after having "I was made for loving you" stuck in my head for a week -thanks Gold's Gym- i wanted to go insane

ItBeThatWay27 · 09-08-2006, 02:42 PM

all time top worst artist would have to go to ICP... crap music... oh wait is it even music? Sorry I hope there's no juggalo's reading b/c that would be the end of me....

08-31-2006, 05:47 PM	#1
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	Worst Artists the revival of a legend Well, since the old worst artists thread was closed and put on lock down, i need to start this one because... I CANNOT STAND PATTI LABELLE!!! That One Touch commercial GRATES on my NERVES!!! "One touch-ah changes-ah everything-ah yyyyaahhhh"--insert nasally voice-- Pleeease make it stop! Pleeeeeez!! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 08-31-2006 at 08:13 PM.

08-31-2006, 06:06 PM	#2
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	Every time Patti LaBelle sings, a puppy dies and I want to cry the pain is so great i think i may faint and that is the end of this rhyme no great poet am i am i and no great poet am i __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

08-31-2006, 08:14 PM	#4
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	yup, it is on the last page of the abyss and it says it is closed, but that's ok, because now we have a new one! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

09-07-2006, 09:27 PM	#7
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	OH horrah, i'v only just noticed this thread, thats thankfully returned with the wrath of hellfire Permit me to muse my digust on the likes of those skanky scallywags called 'The Pussycat Dolls' (seriously WTF?!) who do they think they are!? they just there to try and look good...there music (if thats what you want to call it) is :censored::censored::censored::censored:e, same goes to there pathetic videos and they think every man is gonna crawl to there feet and tarty talentless looks PAAH not me luvies, amidst the minions of other talentless tarts we have today..your an exception.....and NO, i dont wish my Girlfriend is hot/not like you...........begone i have better!!!!!!! __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

09-07-2006, 10:32 PM	#8
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	amen brutha! ye gads, i heard the most awful music today... it was.... KISS my ears nearly killed themselves, it was awful and near tragic __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

08-31-2006, 07:24 PM	#3
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Old thread closed ??? Huh??? I'm confused. Gotta go hunting

08-31-2006, 09:57 PM	#5
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	I'll merge them and reopen it. Not sure why that's closed. Weird

08-31-2006, 09:59 PM	#6
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Eh nevermind. Seems there is a problem with that thread. There were no posts in it and it wouldn't allow new ones or to reopen it again. So yep...this new one is fine

09-07-2006, 10:46 PM	#9
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	I'd like to add Fergie to the list. Don't get me wrong, I like Black Eyed Peas (sorta) but she is just AWFUL on her own. Least we know she isn't the talent behind any of the BEP songs.

09-07-2006, 11:53 PM	#10
ItBeThatWay27 Gary, 'Disposable-Hero' Join Date: May 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 0	I second these emotions: Pussycat Dolls and Fergie I agree I kind of like the BEP's but Fergie on her own is terrible. Pussycat Dolls are terrible "don't you wish your g/f was a skank like me" Andrea, you don't like KISS? __________________ so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters

09-08-2006, 02:47 AM	#11
DreamsLast ~~Moderator~~ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 1,635 Rep Power: 232	I don't even have to say it really.........New Kids On The Block.......CRINGE What was America thinking back then?????? __________________ "We are loved beyond our capacity to comprehend..." -Jewel Kilcher, Acoustic Goddess Of Song & Modern Day Troubador

09-08-2006, 02:17 PM	#12
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	I don't know, but my excuse for liking them for a month is that I was in middle school and trying to fit in thank god I changed before high school and decided to not fit in anymore!! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

09-08-2006, 02:26 PM	#13
ItBeThatWay27 Gary, 'Disposable-Hero' Join Date: May 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 0	I don't listen to KISS really but I love the song LOVE GUN __________________ so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters

09-08-2006, 02:38 PM	#14
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	after having "I was made for loving you" stuck in my head for a week -thanks Gold's Gym- i wanted to go insane __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

09-08-2006, 02:42 PM	#15
ItBeThatWay27 Gary, 'Disposable-Hero' Join Date: May 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 0	all time top worst artist would have to go to ICP... crap music... oh wait is it even music? Sorry I hope there's no juggalo's reading b/c that would be the end of me.... __________________ so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters