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Old 02-04-2005, 01:42 AM   #1
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Fellow Kilcherians

Ever wonder what happened with Jewel's arrangment with Loreal ???
There never was much written about it in the press.

So... utilizing the ASPCJ's vast international resources
we present to this brand new forum...

The Complete Loreal Deal.

http://www.geocities.com/jewel_austr...ewelLoreal.htm


Easy... The Prez


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Hey, Kiera... I think you might wanna have a little word
to Princess Angel Eyes after reading the credits.

Surely the ASPCJ cops enough flak without any encouragment from Tracy. :rolleyes:

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Old 02-04-2005, 03:16 AM   #2
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i was wondering when you were going to come up with your next clever scheme..... wild imagination! :mooner:
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:14 AM   #3
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Nice Page Prez. I especially like the footnotes. Kind of a sub-storyline. I like the line that looks like a forumula

Code = Amanda & Justin :P

Not unlike the forula found on the undies for sale Jewel's Trinket Websale page:

U & Me = Love :wub:

Some of the world's greatest scientific forumulas were first recorded on underwear. A little known fact is that Newton's First Law was first recorded on the front of Issac Newton's shorts and his second law was recorded on the back. As you know we now refer to certain functions as #1 and #2 thanks to Issac Newton. :mooner:

The Theory of Relativity e=mc squared was first written on the underwear of a Relative of Albert Einstein. :read:

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Old 02-04-2005, 05:26 AM   #4
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wow...i didn't even know they sold jewel underwear.... i'm a guy, so not like i'd wear one - oh well, no use buying it, unless they made boxerbreifs, now that'd i'd buy :) except with YES U CAN stamped over it instead of u and me = love.
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Old 02-04-2005, 05:39 AM   #5
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Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 4 2005, 06:26 AM
wow...i didn't even know they sold jewel underwear.... i'm a guy, so not like i'd wear one - oh well, no use buying it, unless they made boxerbreifs, now that'd i'd buy :) except with YES U CAN stamped over it instead of u and me = love.
Oh, I don't know. You might end up liking women's underwear. ;) :P :wub: :shock: :clapjoy: :rolleyes:

Do you know that right now the sale on Jewel's website is great? If you buy 3 items you can get 65% off your order! I bought some stuff. As long as you buy at least 3 non-book/dvd/CD items you get a huge discount. Try it. You can get Autographed By The Bay DVD's for $10.50, Mousepads for $1.89, Spirit CD's for $5.24.

And Prez: Where's your large print signature promoting Kelly Rowland? You're behind the curve, dude. :P
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:49 AM   #6
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Justin :shock: Is that you??? :shock:

Oh dear Lord it is. Well I'll be... You turned up after all. Well slap my thigh and call me George you made it!

About frigging time!!!! <_<

Well you're here now so I suppose I should welcome you, :rolleyes: *deep bored breath*
Welcome Justin :clapjoy: :clapjoy: :clapjoy:

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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Feb 3 2005, 10:42 PM
Hey, Kiera... I think you might wanna have a little word
to Princess Angel Eyes after reading the credits.

Surely the ASPCJ cops enough flak without any encouragment from Tracy. :rolleyes:
Oh sure, you write the page and I get blamed for the hideous picture. I see how it is. <_< :rolleyes:

By the way, shouldn't this be in the "Promote your fansite" thread? :unsure: ;) :P
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Old 02-04-2005, 03:19 PM   #8
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[quote]Originally posted by Angel_Eyes@Feb 4 2005, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Intrepid Prez,Feb 3 2005, 10:42 PM

By the way, shouldn't this be in the "Promote your fansite" thread? :unsure: ;) :P
It's The Intrepid Prez's style to mask his promotion as a public service. He's really a marketing genius. :muhaha:
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:44 PM   #9
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Prez, you're hilarious. :clapjoy:
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Old 02-05-2005, 01:18 AM   #10
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Oh sure, you write the page and I get blamed for the hideous picture. ^_^?? :P
I'm certainly not copping the blame here. I'm just gonna tell it like it is...
A few days ago I emailed Angel Eyes... and I quote:

"Guess what, Princess? The ASPCJ's latest page is gonna be a rave review about
0304 my favorite Jewel album of all time."

To which Princess Tracy replied... and I quote:

"Umm Justin... a little bit of hate-mail given you a soft underbelly, eh?
Don't suppose you got the ballz to build a page around this pic?"

Angel Eyes had attached the hideous "Toothy Jewel" pic, which I had never seen
before in my entire intrepid life !!! :o

So... who're Kilcherians gonna believe? Either the ASPCJ (with its proven
impeccable 'Shrine to Jewel' credibility) or... the sneaky, underhanded, demonic Angel Eyes? :P


Easy... Saint Prez ;)

And yeah, Mike... have you noticed that all the great men throughout history
(there's not too many great women) were always riddiculed and brought down?
Yeah... they even laughed at Columbus before he invented the steam engine.
(I'm not too sure if he drew it on his underpants first though) ;)

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Oh my God, for a small moment I thought the link about the endorsement was real! That was so funny!!! You should write for the Onion!

Ok, ok....over the last 48 hours I've had only about 6 hours of sleep. You'd believe it was real too! :)
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Old 02-05-2005, 05:53 AM   #12
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knowing how we all know that you would build the silliest if not....most un for jewelest pages, i think angel eyes was only giving you sarcasm. would she really be serious that you didn't have the balls to post it about the pic, come on, you've done things like that with the hair page before. lol...by the way, anyone come up with a better pic for the worst jewel hair yet? -michael
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Old 02-05-2005, 09:01 AM   #13
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i love it !!!! :P
it's been a while since your last page, JT, go back to work, we need more of these !!!!

and by the way, i've never seen that Loreal ad, does anyone know where I can see it online, or download it ? was it ever aired in Europe ???

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Oh my God, for a small moment I thought the link about the endorsement was real!
Hey Georger... after a couple of drops of Southern Comfort (enhanced by
maybe a puff or two of Cambodian grass)... it became real to the ASPCJ too !!! :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Until 'Sixty Minutes' knocked it back. :( ;)

(Reality is that miserable condition caused by Southern Comfort deprivation) :muhaha:

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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Feb 4 2005, 10:18 PM

I'm certainly not copping the blame here. I'm just gonna tell it like it is...
A few days ago I emailed Angel Eyes... and I quote:

"Guess what, Princess? The ASPCJ's latest page is gonna be a rave review about
0304 my favorite Jewel album of all time."

To which Princess Tracy replied... and I quote:

"Umm Justin... a little bit of hate-mail given you a soft underbelly, eh?
Don't suppose you got the ballz to build a page around this pic?"

Angel Eyes had attached the hideous "Toothy Jewel" pic, which I had never seen
before in my entire intrepid life !!! :o

So... who're Kilcherians gonna believe? Either the ASPCJ (with its proven
impeccable 'Shrine to Jewel' credibility) or... the sneaky, underhanded, demonic Angel Eyes? :P
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