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Old 09-26-2006, 04:10 PM   #16
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VAT = Value Added Tax. It applies to pretty much everything you buy here so I assumed it was that. But now I think it's FAT man. Sounds more like what she is trying to say.
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Old 09-26-2006, 04:11 PM   #17
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now i'm kinda hungry for all beef wieners with the cheese in em, ya...mean? haha
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:02 PM   #18
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Oh my god, those are sick!

I only like hot dogs if you hold them to the stove top burner and there all the way black.

Why are we talking about hotdogs!? LOL!! :lmao2:
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Old 09-26-2006, 10:11 PM   #19
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Here's another one I spotted listening to it in the car on the way home from work today.

In 'God's Gift To Women', I originally thought she was saying,

'My Own Private God's gift to women'

But I've since discovered it's

'My Old Man is God's gift to women'
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Old 09-27-2006, 02:47 AM   #20
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Here is some more from me- offensive free.

Leave The Lights On

Origanal Lyrics:

If u want my love
U can try my love
U can't buy my love
Just take my hand
If u want me, dear
Then just beckon, dear
And I will appear
I said-u can leave the lights on
U can leave the lights on

I thought:

If u want my love
U can try my love
U can buy my love
Just take my hand
If u want me, dear
Then just make a deal
And I will appear
I said-u can leave the lights on
U can leave the lights on

I always thought it was about prostittution.
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Old 09-27-2006, 01:32 PM   #21
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Here's another one I spotted listening to it in the car on the way home from work today.

In 'God's Gift To Women', I originally thought she was saying,

'My Own Private God's gift to women'

But I've since discovered it's

'My Old Man is God's gift to women'
Keira I've always thought she was saying my own private God's gift... are you sure?? I need to go re-listen... I swear it's MY OWN PRIVATE.... hmm...

Chris I told you those cheese filled hot dogs are GROSS and now you are using my phrases, ya mean?
Quick off-topic question, when people start to steal your phrases does that mean they like you? I am only asking b/c my friend @ work is now using my phrases ha ha so I guess that's a good sign as to him considering me as his friend...
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:33 PM   #22
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I think its because you say clever things. Or in my case, stupid things. A whole thread was made called "Yayaness" at another message board, which I invented

Yayness!
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:45 PM   #23
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Keira I've always thought she was saying my own private God's gift... are you sure?? I need to go re-listen... I swear it's MY OWN PRIVATE.... hmm...
Oh I'm not sure now. I always thought it was My Own Privat gift but then someone corrected me about a year ago and others verified it. To be honest, unless I see official lyrics....I don't know which is right.
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:54 AM   #24
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Some people say the song is actually titled "My Own Private God's gift to Women", so...
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:57 AM   #25
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So I might have been right all along. YAY!!
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:09 PM   #26
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I got a sick one.. but I swear i thought this

Standing Still

"Mothers gotta poop boys with souped up cooche"
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:28 PM   #27
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that doesn't even make sense, surely you knew that was wrong.
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:12 PM   #28
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This was a more recent discoverey for me. im not sure what it was suposed to mean but i hear what i wanna hear

Another one

"Incase your face didn't know this, Unless This is your fantasy"

" so get out of the tree girl and bust your butts"
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:23 PM   #29
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I can see you singing the wrong lyrics doing karaoke. LOL!
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Why would i do that...
Not like if u watch me singing Good day
Yout not going to hear
"Well at least my bras on tight"
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