Thanksgiving

ROBARE · 11-21-2005, 01:06 AM

Thanksgiving is a day for all who are living, A moment in time even for those whos life have no rhyme,May you eat with just one or may be twenty one,Just look at the face across your plate,It must be gods timely fate.

kjm030584 · 11-21-2005, 02:38 AM

Nice!

ROBARE · 11-21-2005, 05:15 PM

Shopping Holidays have begun, before the rise of the weekend sun,A gift for me a gift for you ,to help us feel not so blue.So go ahead and spend your money,for there is a home that has no honey.

Eibhlin · 11-22-2005, 06:53 PM

Well, I admit this is not an original piece, but it is still funny..atleast

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS.

Happy Thanksgiving

Little Bird · 11-25-2005, 11:26 AM

Really sorry I missed Thanksgiving wishes everyone. Bad day yesterday, won't go into it.

Anyway, I hope a belated Happy Thankgiving will make up for it.

Me? I am so very thankful for all of you guys just being here!

ROBARE · 11-25-2005, 11:09 PM

Well thanksgiving is over,and I'm eating up the left over,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

kjm030584 · 11-28-2005, 03:31 AM

my family seems to keep growing in number and size... we had like 8 pies and they were all gone. :-( Anyhoo, there was plenty of my handmade cranberry sauce left so i drank it in a glass the next day. :rolleyes:

11-21-2005, 02:38 AM	#2
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	Nice! __________________

11-22-2005, 06:53 PM	#4
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	Well, I admit this is not an original piece, but it is still funny..atleast HAPPY THANKSGIVING TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES. I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND. I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE. BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES.... HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP. MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS. Happy Thanksgiving __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

11-25-2005, 11:26 AM	#5
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Really sorry I missed Thanksgiving wishes everyone. Bad day yesterday, won't go into it. Anyway, I hope a belated Happy Thankgiving will make up for it. Me? I am so very thankful for all of you guys just being here! __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

11-28-2005, 03:31 AM	#7
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	my family seems to keep growing in number and size... we had like 8 pies and they were all gone. :-( Anyhoo, there was plenty of my handmade cranberry sauce left so i drank it in a glass the next day. :rolleyes: __________________

11-21-2005, 01:06 AM	#1
ROBARE JKF Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: lake FL Posts: 226 Rep Power: 227	Thanksgiving is a day for all who are living, A moment in time even for those whos life have no rhyme,May you eat with just one or may be twenty one,Just look at the face across your plate,It must be gods timely fate.

11-21-2005, 05:15 PM	#3
ROBARE JKF Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: lake FL Posts: 226 Rep Power: 227	Shopping Holidays have begun, before the rise of the weekend sun,A gift for me a gift for you ,to help us feel not so blue.So go ahead and spend your money,for there is a home that has no honey.

11-25-2005, 11:09 PM	#6
ROBARE JKF Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: lake FL Posts: 226 Rep Power: 227	Well thanksgiving is over,and I'm eating up the left over,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,