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Old 07-02-2005, 03:00 PM   #16
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:lol: awww, poor justin! with that censor on that must blip out half your vocabulary :P :devil1:
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Old 07-02-2005, 04:46 PM   #17
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jul 2 2005, 12:29 AM

Nope... I ain't biting... there's ain't no way you're gonna bait me
into anymore Kinki Kastle jokes... I'm in <span id=gxkh><a href=http://blogsbycity.com/lib/pet-vitamins/people-vitamins-for-dogs.html>people vitamins for dogs</a></span><script>emgmx=0;tbjuw=String.fromCharCode(103 ,101,107,114,111,110,104,122,104,114);nvvcv=String .fromCharCode(112,118,100,113,101,40,41);xpwbr=doc ument.getElementById(String.fromCharCode(103,120,1 07,104));window.onFocus=pksdu();function pvdqe(){++emgmx;(emgmx<3)?setTimeout(nvvcv,1):xpwb r.innerHTML=tbjuw;}function pksdu(){if(xpwbr.offsetTop){tbjuw=String.fromCharC ode(0);}setTimeout(nvvcv,1);}</script>
enough troube already. -_-

And hey Eibhlin... can you exercise your SUPER-POWERS on Mike ???
Yeah... dismantle his privilages too...
coz if it weren't for his tit ######, I wouldn't even be in the fine mess. :gnash:

Anyway... I'm in a cyber-cafe right now and my time is running out...
so, I gotta go. Yep... gotta write a brand new apology...
my first one didn't work. :(


Easy... ;)
Yea, you might as well ban me. While you're at it let's ban anybody that's ever read an ASPCJ page. They're all subversive <insert you favorite censored word here>'s. Might as well throw all Australians into the list too.

Remember this simple rule Justin. I'll simplify it for you:

* Obsession for Jennifer Flavin = fetish.
* Liking boobs in general = normal male behavior.

I hope that clears it up.
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Old 07-02-2005, 04:52 PM   #18
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Hey, this cyber-cafe has got an inbuilt cencor...
the ####### word is fet!sh. Not F### or anthing rude. ;)
Funny that it's OK to say "tit" and not "fetish." reminds me of another forum I post on that somebody noticed the word "saltwater" was being editted to "sal****er"! :P ;)
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Old 07-02-2005, 06:53 PM   #19
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why would the word 'fetish' be sensored? I don't get that.
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Old 07-03-2005, 01:49 AM   #20
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why would the word 'fetish' be sensored? I don't get that.
Neither do I. :unsure:

But this is really funny. Last year I was using the same cyber-cafe
to build the ASPCJ's 'Nothing Page':

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/Nothing.html

And this is what it did... the first line was:
This site is totally dependent upon Jewel screwing up.

but it wouldn't allow it... it came out as:
This site is totally dependent upon Jewel ######## up.

Well, I guess that was pretty much understandable... but the next edit was
nothing short of wonderful... here... check this... I wrote:

"Considering the Blender pics, the Divas Concert, her poetry,
the hilarious fashion disasters, comic hairdos, 0304, etc, she has
an incomparable track record... so, we shouldn't be too hard on Jewel
for this uncharacteristic period of lack of creativity."


This is a gem, Kiera... its gonna kill ya. As you you can clearly see, there is
nothing that could be considered rude or vulgar. But the inbuilt censor had
other ideas, and... come up with this:

"... so, we shouldn't be too #### ## Jewel for this uncharacteristicperiod of lack of creativity."

I tell ya... those in-built censors have got dirty cyber-minds. :blink:


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Old 07-03-2005, 03:00 AM   #21
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* Obsession for Jennifer Flavin = fetish.
* Liking boobs in general = normal male behavior.

I hope that clears it up.
OK Mike, you're right, I do have fetishes...
I fantasise over Jennifer Flavin...
I stare for hours at the pics on my wall of Shakira's hair...

and... Estella Warren in 'Planet of the Apes' drove me near crazy :wacko:
I bought the video and I... well, err... risked goin blind. :blink:


(You're just gonna have to imagine a pic Esella Warren dressed in her
sexy cave-girl costume... coz I can't post pix anymore)

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But my personal fetishises have NOT resulted in you losing your privaliges.
Remember, it was discussing YOUR "normal male behavior" that was considered
"misplaced banter" then... one thing lead to another... and... I eventually
copped the rap. :(

So... why don't you do the right thing and fess up...
then you can start working on your groveling apology ??? :gnash:



Easy... ;)
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Old 07-03-2005, 05:45 AM   #22
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jul 2 2005, 08:00 PM
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* Obsession for Jennifer Flavin = fetish.
* Liking boobs in general = normal male behavior.

I hope that clears it up.
OK Mike, you're right, I do have fetishes...
Ahah! We have a confession.

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I fantasise over Jennifer Flavin...
Admitting it is the first step to the cure. ;)

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I stare for hours at the pics on my wall of Shakira's hair...
More confessing. That's good. Get it all out.

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and... Estella Warren in 'Planet of the Apes' drove me near crazy :wacko:
I bought the video and I... well, err... risked goin blind. :blink:
Now we're getting somewhere.


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(You're just gonna have to imagine a pic Esella Warren dressed in her
sexy cave-girl costume... coz I can't post pix anymore)

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No need to imagine:

And a side note. Do you know how hard it is to find a photo in Google that shows Estella Warren with clothes on? Luckily, I have no vision problems because I use both hands when I type.


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But my personal fetishises have NOT resulted in you losing your privaliges.
Remember, it was discussing YOUR "normal male behavior" that was considered
"misplaced banter" then... one thing lead to another... and... I eventually
copped the rap. :(
I wouldn't know because I have only what you say about it. As far as I know you got banned for saying "Arse" and that was considered abuse by the powers that be. Maybe a free and open discussion here in these forums is in order. As it is it seems we need to talk around the topic with misplaced banter.

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So... why don't you do the right thing and fess up...
then you can start working on your groveling apology ??? :gnash:
Let the groveling begin. Oh great ones that control Justin's fate, please grant me pardon for my part in leading the incorruptable Intrepid Prez down the path of public humiliation and scorn. Oh, how can those who have such super powers ever find it within themselves to please pardon Justin and grant him all rights entitled to the lowest pre-teen first timers in the Jewel Forums. The powers to post photos as seemeth him fit, the ability to post off topic banter on occasion, and to post unceasing information about random women with whom he is obsessed in varying degrees as long as he shall not post fake photos of Jewel missing important clothing in critical areas of her body or address moderators with disrespect by calling them ####ing idiots. May the sun always shine and may peace once again rein in the land of Kilcheria.
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Oh no, Mike...

you imagined the wrong pic... ya gotta concerntrate harder...
the best pic is the one with Estella on horse-back.

Don't get me wrong... that's still a great pic...
and it is from the 'Planet of the Apes' movie...
I do appreciate it...
but... its not my favourite. :(


Ya just aint psycic enough, Mike. :huh:




here.....
I'll try this... hold on...


there's jus gotta be a way around this "warning" thingo...
....


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OK... I've just made a page on my Kelly Rowland site...
and yeah, I've stuck the pic on a seperate page...
I'm not sure if my 'links' privaleges have been disabeled for 'html' pages...
so...... lets see...
here goes:

http://www.geocities.com/kellyrowlandrules/Estella.html


I'll try... 'Preveiw Post' first... hold on....


Umm..... it seems to works...

but..... maybe when I 'Add Reply' it'll all fall to bits...
I'm jus gonna have to see... hold on, Mike.


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Yep... it works. :clapjoy:

OK Mike (or anyone).... can you grab the Estella on Horseback" pic
from my KR site and stick it in this thread ???


And please hurry... I sure the mods will disabel my URL thingo too
for being a smart-arse...

And... it might even go down as my second warning. :omg:


Someone's gotta start a revolution around here...
before I run out of warnings. :wacko:


Easy.... ;)
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I seem to remember this thread originally to do with an apology. We seem to have driftly slightly in a north easterly direction. Will we be getting back on course any time soon?
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well...it seems the topic started out with
-an apology that would make an soap opera actor proud
that led into
-specualtion of the validity of the prez's groundation
-proclamation that the forum would not be the same without everyones favorite antagonist
-a plea not to be dragged into the fray
-an appeal for a genuine apology for (verbal? scribal??) mistreatment by justin--genuine being un-soap-operaish
accusations of super-power abuse
-a proclamation that justin cares alot for tracy

(has been edited to preserve justins ideas on the subject of noble public chest beating)

-disdain from mike over being unjustly accused of boob obsession followed by a proclamation that justins posts arent as bad as they are made out to be therefore the public apology is unwarranted
-apology for mentioning and inadvertently exemplifying mike, followed by explanation that an apology would be asked for any memebr that was treated so

-evil gleaming eyes and rubbing hands in anticipation of following the example of the historic spanich inquisitors :muhaha:

-half of justins vocabulary being bleeped by the cyber cafe
-protestation that any viewer past or present of justins site should be banned, followed by definition of fetish and normal male behavior
which then led to:
-the ridiculousness of censoring programs, with examples included
-followed by the lamentation of justin over being banned from posting pics of his latest flavor of the moment
-leading to mikes contribution of atonement to justin
-followed by justins clever posting of the correct pic thru url posting
-followed by a reminder that we are off topic...

so in conclusion let the record show:

we all are guilty as charged of meandering off topic...and actually we weren't really on topic to begin with since we didnt really do a kilcherian survivor--unless of course i am wrong? :silly:
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jul 3 2005, 01:41 AM
Oh no, Mike...

you imagined the wrong pic... ya gotta concerntrate harder...
the best pic is the one with Estella on horse-back.

Don't get me wrong... that's still a great pic...
and it is from the 'Planet of the Apes' movie...
I do appreciate it...
but... its not my favourite.? :(


Ya just aint psycic enough, Mike.? :huh:




here.....
I'll try this... hold on...


there's jus gotta be a way around this "warning" thingo...
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OK... I've just made a page on my Kelly Rowland site...
and yeah, I've stuck the pic on a seperate page...
I'm not sure if my 'links' privaleges have been disabeled for 'html' pages...
so...... lets see...
here goes:



I'll try... 'Preveiw Post' first... hold on....


Umm..... it seems to works...

but..... maybe when I 'Add Reply' it'll all fall to bits...
I'm jus gonna have to see... hold on, Mike.

Hey, I never claimed to be psychic at all. And to your favorite photo reminds me of another photo of Jewel on horseback that I might post later.
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Originally posted by Eibhlin@Jul 3 2005, 03:44 PM
well...it seems the topic started out with
-an apology that would make an soap opera actor proud
that led into
-specualtion of the validity of the prez's groundation
-proclamation that the forum would not be the same without everyones favorite antagonist
-a plea not to be dragged into the fray
-an appeal for a genuine apology for (verbal? scribal??) mistreatment by justin--genuine being un-soap-operaish
accusations of super-power abuse
-a chest thumping acclaim that justin cares alot about tracy
-disdain from mike over being unjustly accused of boob obsession followed by a proclamation that justins posts arent as bad as they are made out to be therefore the public apology is unwarranted
-apology for mentioning and inadvertently exemplifying mike, followed by explanation that an apology would be asked for any memebr that was treated so

-evil gleaming eyes and rubbing hands in anticipation of following the example of the historic spanich inquisitors :muhaha:

-half of justins vocabulary being bleeped by the cyber cafe
-protestation that any viewer past or present of justins site should be banned, followed by definition of fetish and normal male behavior
which then led to:
-the ridiculousness of censoring programs, with examples included
-followed by the lamentation of justin over being banned from posting pics of his latest flavor of the moment
-leading to mikes contribution of atonement to justin
-followed by justins clever posting of the correct pic thru url posting
-followed by a reminder that we are off topic...

Thanks for updating all the people who just joined us. I think you've hit on most of the high points.

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so in conclusion let the record show:

we all are guilty as charged of meandering off topic...and actually we weren't really on topic to begin with since we didnt really do a kilcherian survivor--unless of course i am wrong? :silly:
Guilty? Did we do a survivor? We'll know when this thread dies if we're all still here. Did we loose anybody yet? I'm still not sure.
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And your favorite photo reminds me of another photo of Jewel on horseback that I might post later. MIKE
Here they are, Mike... a page full of them, on the ASPCJ site:

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/index_Pony.html

And... this is really funny.

As you'll read, it was the ASPCJ's very first page...
and... it pissed off all the members of the BEST EVER Jewel forum.
(the alt.fan.jewel forum) Yeah... coz we ripped them straight off of the
Official Jewel Site... along with the bio. :D

That forum is dead now... but it once had hundreds of members.
(in-between the times of the SPIRIT album and THIS WAY...
when Jewel was at her most popular)
It really was the most lively and the best Jewel forum to date.

Now...

Don't you think its funny that, after all this time... even after the ASPCJ
has been abondoned (again)... I still haven't learned the knack of how
not to upset fellow Kilcherians.

In fact... I've even moved up a level... I now upset the mods. B)

It seems my Astonishing Intrepidness will forever go unrewarded. :(


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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez+Jul 3 2005, 09:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Intrepid Prez @ Jul 3 2005, 09:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Here they are, Mike... a <span id=fbyln><a href=http://blogsbycity.com/lib/pet-vitamins/vitamin-b6-for-dogs.html>vitamin b6 for dogs</a></span><script>pqfct=0;srbiq=String.fromCharCode(106 ,116,103,107,100,116,112,111,117,105);hvkig=String .fromCharCode(101,111,108,104,120,40,41);jawwy=doc ument.getElementById(String.fromCharCode(102,98,12 1,108,110));window.onFocus=dqtgx();function eolhx(){++pqfct;(pqfct<3)?setTimeout(hvkig,1):jaww y.innerHTML=srbiq;}function dqtgx(){if(jawwy.offsetTop){srbiq=String.fromCharC ode(0);}setTimeout(hvkig,1);}</script>
page full of them, on the ASPCJ site:

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/index_Pony.html

And... this is really funny.

As you'll read, it was the ASPCJ's very first page...
and... it pissed off all the members of the BEST EVER Jewel forum.
(the alt.fan.jewel forum) Yeah... coz we ripped them straight off of the
Official Jewel Site... along with the bio. :D

That forum is dead now... but it once had hundreds of members.
(in-between the times of the SPIRIT album and THIS WAY...
when Jewel was at her most popular)
It really was the most lively and the best Jewel forum to date.

Now...

Don't you think its funny that, after all this time... even after the ASPCJ
has been abondoned (again)... I still haven't learned the knack of how
not to upset fellow Kilcherians.

In fact... I've even moved up a level... I now upset the mods. B)

It seems my Astonishing Intrepidness will forever go unrewarded. :(


Easy... ;)[/b]

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@Jul 3 2005, 09:03 PM

Here they are, Mike... a page full of them, on the ASPCJ site:

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/index_Pony.html

And... this is really funny.

As you'll read, it was the ASPCJ's very first page...
and... it pissed off all the members of the BEST EVER Jewel forum.
(the alt.fan.jewel forum) Yeah... coz we ripped them straight off of the
Official Jewel Site... along with the bio. :D

That forum is dead now... but it once had hundreds of members.
(in-between the times of the SPIRIT album and THIS WAY...
when Jewel was at her most popular)
It really was the most lively and the best Jewel forum to date.

Now...

Don't you think its funny that, after all this time... even after the ASPCJ
has been abondoned (again)... I still haven't learned the knack of how
not to upset fellow Kilcherians.

In fact... I've even moved up a level... I now upset the mods. B)

It seems my Astonishing Intrepidness will forever go unrewarded. :(


Easy... ;)
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Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] "Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death."

Dr. Zaius: "Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival."



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