Federales Photos

april · 05-11-2005, 11:44 PM

Hello all,
I went to the Steve Poltz concert last night in Indianapolis. It was a fantastic show! His version of YWMFM got pretty crazy...I could barely catch my breath it was so funny. Anyway, talked him into putting the Federales photos up on his site. Check it out at http://poltz.com
Mike, these are definately photos for your catalog. B)

MrCC · 05-12-2005, 02:28 AM

Wow. The story really is true. I've heard the story of this so many times.

:muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha:

emilie_eda · 05-12-2005, 05:45 AM

thank you for asking Steve about these pictures !!!!

:D

MrCC · 05-12-2005, 06:04 AM

Yes, I forgot to include a thank you in my first post. Thank you. The first one of Jewel holding the automatic rifle is going to be a classic. I wouldn't be surprised if these don't end up posted somewhere in the mainstream media. They are certainly newsworthy.

Thank you, April.

april · 05-12-2005, 04:58 PM

I can't actually take all the credit. After he told the story, I asked him during the break if it was true and he said he had photos as proof. I told him I would love to see them. Then once back on stage he asked the audience if he should put them up on his site. Of course everyone cheered.

Thanks to Steve for offering us Jewel fans proof of the previously unbelievable Federales story.

kjm030584 · 05-12-2005, 07:44 PM

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM MSSSSS*

*SUPERMEGAGLOMPHUMP*

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

I thought she was just BSing that story.... I'm soo happy that it's true. I"m such a dork I was making dying giraffe sounds at my computer screen.

THANX APRIL!!

kjm030584 · 05-12-2005, 07:55 PM

She's drinking a beer in the first photo... looks like Corona... good taste.

B) I miss that Jewel... (not that there's two Jewels.. one just happens to have lost her edge)

MrCC · 05-12-2005, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kjm030584@May 12 2005, 12:55 PM
She's drinking a beer in the first photo... looks like Corona... good taste.

B) I miss that Jewel... (not that there's two Jewels.. one just happens to have lost her edge)

That's Steve's arm. Both of Jewel's hands are on the gun. Good taste in firepower.

kjm030584 · 05-12-2005, 08:52 PM

heh... funny, it looks like she's holding it up all cute and stuff, but you're right.

What.. you didn't know that Jewel has 3 arms?

MrCC · 05-12-2005, 09:25 PM

Drinking beer with Federales and busting drug dealers in Mexico rank right up there with jumping off buildings for me. They're both lucky to be alive at all. Being a Mexican drug cop has got to be more hazardous than any other job. The drug warlords in Mexico have tremendous power and kill Mexican authorities all the time. It's a great story to tell, but not the kind of thing you would repeat willingly.

I travelled down the Mexican coast some in my younger days too. I remember camping south of Ensenada and waking up to see the California surfers riding the waves breaking over the bow of a large shipwreck. Now I feel like I've got to much to live for to go camping in Mexico. Plus the last time I ate in Mexico was over 10 years ago and I was sick for three solid days. Food poisoning is no joke.

Craig · 05-13-2005, 12:31 AM

This is the most awesome post!! What a scoop with these photos!! We have all heard the story, wondered about some "artistic license" but here is the proof!! Steve Poltz is hilarious too. Got ":censored::censored::censored::censored:ty" with him in a bar called Mulligan's in Manchester,VT after a charity concert Jewel did with him. She was a good girl and went back to the hotel, but not Steve. He partied with us and his band until they threw us out at 2AM!!
Great photos and thanks for getting him to do this!! B) B)

kjm030584 · 05-13-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Food poisoning is no joke.

Does putting laxitives in peoples drinks count as food poisoning.

MrCC · 05-13-2005, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kjm030584@May 13 2005, 09:30 AM

Does putting laxitives in peoples drinks count as food poisoning.

Yes, it counts as criminal food poisoning.

kjm030584 · 05-15-2005, 06:42 PM

well it's still kind of funny. I guess if I were to do that I'd have to make sure the person had a good sense of humor.

MrCC · 05-16-2005, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kjm030584@May 15 2005, 11:42 AM
well it's still kind of funny. I guess if I were to do that I'd have to make sure the person had a good sense of humor.

Probably a wise choice. And you'd be best to avoid anybody with hemorroids, irritable bowel syndrone, and any other digestive disorder too. Those things can affect a person's sense of humor. ;)

Back to the original topic - These photos are the biggest thing to happen for Jewel fans in a long time. How long before a bootleg turns up with these photos on the cover? I bet it's in the works if it already hasn't been done yet.

05-12-2005, 02:28 AM	#2
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Wow. The story really is true. I've heard the story of this so many times. :muhaha: :muhaha: :muhaha: __________________ Mike

05-12-2005, 06:04 AM	#4
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Yes, I forgot to include a thank you in my first post. Thank you. The first one of Jewel holding the automatic rifle is going to be a classic. I wouldn't be surprised if these don't end up posted somewhere in the mainstream media. They are certainly newsworthy. Thank you, April. __________________ Mike

05-12-2005, 07:44 PM	#6
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM MSSSSS SUPERMEGAGLOMPHUMP THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I thought she was just BSing that story.... I'm soo happy that it's true. I"m such a dork I was making dying giraffe sounds at my computer screen. THANX APRIL!! __________________

05-12-2005, 07:55 PM	#7
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	She's drinking a beer in the first photo... looks like Corona... good taste. B) I miss that Jewel... (not that there's two Jewels.. one just happens to have lost her edge) __________________

05-12-2005, 08:52 PM	#9
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	heh... funny, it looks like she's holding it up all cute and stuff, but you're right. What.. you didn't know that Jewel has 3 arms? __________________

05-11-2005, 11:44 PM	#1
april Members Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	Hello all, I went to the Steve Poltz concert last night in Indianapolis. It was a fantastic show! His version of YWMFM got pretty crazy...I could barely catch my breath it was so funny. Anyway, talked him into putting the Federales photos up on his site. Check it out at http://poltz.com Mike, these are definately photos for your catalog. B)

05-12-2005, 05:45 AM	#3
emilie_eda JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Paris, France Posts: 35 Rep Power: 234	thank you for asking Steve about these pictures !!!! :D

05-12-2005, 04:58 PM	#5
april Members Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	I can't actually take all the credit. After he told the story, I asked him during the break if it was true and he said he had photos as proof. I told him I would love to see them. Then once back on stage he asked the audience if he should put them up on his site. Of course everyone cheered. Thanks to Steve for offering us Jewel fans proof of the previously unbelievable Federales story.

05-12-2005, 09:25 PM	#10
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Drinking beer with Federales and busting drug dealers in Mexico rank right up there with jumping off buildings for me. They're both lucky to be alive at all. Being a Mexican drug cop has got to be more hazardous than any other job. The drug warlords in Mexico have tremendous power and kill Mexican authorities all the time. It's a great story to tell, but not the kind of thing you would repeat willingly. I travelled down the Mexican coast some in my younger days too. I remember camping south of Ensenada and waking up to see the California surfers riding the waves breaking over the bow of a large shipwreck. Now I feel like I've got to much to live for to go camping in Mexico. Plus the last time I ate in Mexico was over 10 years ago and I was sick for three solid days. Food poisoning is no joke. __________________ Mike

05-13-2005, 12:31 AM	#11
Craig Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 36 Rep Power: 233	This is the most awesome post!! What a scoop with these photos!! We have all heard the story, wondered about some "artistic license" but here is the proof!! Steve Poltz is hilarious too. Got ":censored::censored::censored::censored:ty" with him in a bar called Mulligan's in Manchester,VT after a charity concert Jewel did with him. She was a good girl and went back to the hotel, but not Steve. He partied with us and his band until they threw us out at 2AM!! Great photos and thanks for getting him to do this!! B) B)

05-15-2005, 06:42 PM	#14
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	well it's still kind of funny. I guess if I were to do that I'd have to make sure the person had a good sense of humor. __________________

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