If Jewel Came To Your House.... - Page 2

JThisWay620 · 08-04-2005, 01:02 AM

I would make some tacos with Jewel. They're easy and fun. That or anything BBQ'd would do fine i think. For dessert I would say some strawberry shortcakes with whipped cream or we can grab some Carvel form the coner of my house. THough I owndre of Jewel has had some Puerto Rican cuisine? :dunno: I'll have my Mom cook in that scenerio.

Little Bird · 08-04-2005, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by mcphee@Aug 3 2005, 10:53 PM
Eggs, Pancakes with maple syrup, and a cup of coffee.

Yum Yum YUMMMMMMM.

I adore that! Can you make it for me? Promise I'll love it!

Ya know what you just can't get in Ireland? Proper Belgian waffles. I used to work in a Library in Dublin City centre and there was a great American coffee shop called 'North American Grind', they made the most perfect waffles served with all sorts but my fave was the maple syrup. Oh I just melt at the thought. I would often take the 1 hour trip into the city just to get some, long after I stopped working in the library, just as a treat. But sadly, they have closed and moved back to America. :) :cry:

OH HOW I MISS WAFFLES!

WhatWouldJewelDo · 08-04-2005, 08:59 AM

IF JEWEL CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE

(I change my mind about KFC, neither of us needs anymore cellulite)

I'd take her to the dentist.

michaelsjewel · 08-05-2005, 06:30 AM

well - caterers can be there on the spot if u have the right - connections :rolleyes: and recipe's - u better just look for what u can make - heck - let's make her some - um - spaghetti!

LonelyLullaby · 08-25-2005, 01:23 PM

You know I would cook something that I love myself :)
Because I'd want her to share something of mine
She writes music and hopes that people like it and I would produce something that I love and hope that she would :agree:

Jewelinmyheart · 08-25-2005, 01:58 PM

I would like to cook Pasta for her... I love pasta and my friends say that I prepare delicious pasta... Well, that would be the coolest option also, cause the scientists has said that pasta make people happy... I want to make Jewel Happy :P

007 · 07-04-2007, 02:01 PM

I saw this and couldn't resist as I'm a bit picky about my fofd 9comes from being a bachelor).

An average meal if Jewel dropped in, well, first I'd have to get out the copper saucepan and heat it up with plenty of real chruned butter from the produce market down the road.

I would naturally cook my favourite meal which is always stocked heavily in the refrigerator. All I need is eggs, bangers, and champagne (Bollinger RD) which I usually keep a bottle or two in the cabinet for special occasions.

Scrambled Eggs James Bond

For two individualists:
8 fresh eggs
Salt and pepper (to taste)
5-6 oz. of fresh butter.
Break the eggs into a bowl. Beat thoroughly with a fork and season well. In a small copper (or heavy bottomed saucepan) melt four oz. of the butter. When melted, pour in the eggs and cook over a very low heat, whisking continuously with a small egg whisk.
While the eggs are slightly more moist than you would wish for eating, remove the pan from heat, add rest of butter and continue whisking for half a minute, adding the while finely chopped chives or fines herbes if desired.

Serve on hot buttered toast (whole wheat, not white and most certianly not rye!) in individual copper dishes (for appearance only) with sauce bernaise and little sausage links or bacon (whichever i've got in the refrigerator, not sure right now), and pink champagne (Bollinger RD either 89 or 95) and low music (Preferrably 'La Vie En Rose', as it is only sutiable for the company of a lady).

Should champagne be unavailable, I would entice her with either vodka straight (Stolichnaya or Smirnoff only) or a good gin and tonic (Gordons or Tanqueray only).

007 · 07-04-2007, 02:20 PM

OH, yeah, I almost forgot, if she wanted something to take home with her, I'd make one of my favourite desserts. It's easy, too. I call them 'Honey Biscuits'.

All you need is a box of 'drop biscuit' mix, a jar of honey and some REAL maple syrup, along with cinnamon if you're into that kinda thing.

Mix the powder from the drop bisuits into a fine batter and then combine hte maple syrup FIRST, then he honey SECOND! After that, 'drop them' onto a large flat pan and put into the oven and cook until golden brown and THEN ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, add a pinch of cinnamon.

It tastes, great and lasts for days if you don't eat them all first. It's like a heart attack in a biscuit, but they're worth it!

artistindisguise · 07-04-2007, 03:05 PM

jewel: *knock knock*
me: *opens door* OMG JEWEL hi!
jewel: hi, my car broke down. i need a place to stay.
me: OMG stay here! stay here! oh, and could you play a song? and sign my guitar? and sign pieces of you? and spirit? and this way? and goodbye alice in wonderland? and sign the poster of you in bedroom? and my end table? and my ceiling fan -?
jewel: i'm hunnnnngryyyyyy.
me: o right ok. um.... hey, you like cookie crisp cereal? :P

ItBeThatWay27 · 07-04-2007, 07:24 PM

I'd make these poatoes I have a recipe for... it involves potatoes, sour cream and jalapeno peppers... they are awesome. You scrape out the jalapeno peppers and then like mash up the potatoes with sour cream and jalappeno pieces and then fill the jalapeno peels or skins or whatever with the potatoes and then bake them in the oven.... they are awesome. And probably some parmesan chicken... where you coat chicken with parmesan with chili powder and bake it like that.... it's simple and tastes awesome..

JewelJK · 07-04-2007, 08:24 PM

It would be my favorite food ever! Pizza and Salad MMM! I have actually thought of this before. How funny!

kelane6 · 07-05-2007, 05:56 PM

Grilled salmon or halibut from Alaska of course, roasted potatoes and salad, maybe home made rolls if I feel up to it, and an apple or peach pie for dessert, I make great pies from scratch. And yeah her and the kids are so going to have a karoke contest on the playstation.

ShawnShamrock · 07-05-2007, 07:32 PM

Im alll about the salmon but If Jewel came to my door the first thing on my mind surely would not be food.
I don't care to cook. I will call one of my lesbians that likes to cook maybe Rachel Ray. Although i have a strong dislike for rachel ray.

dina · 07-07-2007, 11:43 PM

I would pop open a bottle of red wine, have salsa and chips, fire up the grill and smoke some ribs, and then smother a hickory bbq sauce on them. While the ribs smoke (takes a couple hours) I would show Jewel my guitar collection and ask what she would like to do after dinner, a movie? go to the bowling alley? etc. I wouldn't ask her to play guitar and sing for*me because she's probably tired of that. I would think that she would want to give her hands and voice a break since it seems like she's always doing an important gig. Wow, I wish this could come true!!!!!!!

artistindisguise · 07-08-2007, 01:11 AM

actually, today i just learned how to make a hard boiled egg. so i can add that to the menu of what i could cook for her:

cereal
hard-boiled eggs

08-04-2005, 08:59 AM	#18
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	IF JEWEL CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE (I change my mind about KFC, neither of us needs anymore cellulite) I'd take her to the dentist. __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

08-25-2005, 01:58 PM	#21
Jewelinmyheart Members Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Dominican Republic Posts: 21 Rep Power: 228	I would like to cook Pasta for her... I love pasta and my friends say that I prepare delicious pasta... Well, that would be the coolest option also, cause the scientists has said that pasta make people happy... I want to make Jewel Happy :P __________________ <span style=\'color:blue\'><span style=\'font-family:Geneva\'>Jochy</span></span>

07-04-2007, 03:05 PM	#24
artistindisguise JKF Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 170 Rep Power: 207	jewel: knock knock me: opens door OMG JEWEL hi! jewel: hi, my car broke down. i need a place to stay. me: OMG stay here! stay here! oh, and could you play a song? and sign my guitar? and sign pieces of you? and spirit? and this way? and goodbye alice in wonderland? and sign the poster of you in bedroom? and my end table? and my ceiling fan -? jewel: i'm hunnnnngryyyyyy. me: o right ok. um.... hey, you like cookie crisp cereal? :P __________________ . . . [[smocks are smexy]] . . . pieces of us die everyday . . . Eat the flesh Spit out the seeds

07-04-2007, 07:24 PM	#25
ItBeThatWay27 Gary, 'Disposable-Hero' Join Date: May 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 2,242 Rep Power: 0	I'd make these poatoes I have a recipe for... it involves potatoes, sour cream and jalapeno peppers... they are awesome. You scrape out the jalapeno peppers and then like mash up the potatoes with sour cream and jalappeno pieces and then fill the jalapeno peels or skins or whatever with the potatoes and then bake them in the oven.... they are awesome. And probably some parmesan chicken... where you coat chicken with parmesan with chili powder and bake it like that.... it's simple and tastes awesome.. __________________ so close no matter how far couldn't be much more from the heart forever trusting who we are and nothing else matters

07-04-2007, 08:24 PM	#26
JewelJK JKF Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Lake Arrowhead CA Posts: 183 Rep Power: 215	It would be my favorite food ever! Pizza and Salad MMM! I have actually thought of this before. How funny! __________________ Darkness surrounds me... I scratch, I struggle, I breathe ...

08-04-2005, 01:02 AM	#16
JThisWay620 JKF Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bridgeport, CT Posts: 192 Rep Power: 232	I would make some tacos with Jewel. They're easy and fun. That or anything BBQ'd would do fine i think. For dessert I would say some strawberry shortcakes with whipped cream or we can grab some Carvel form the coner of my house. THough I owndre of Jewel has had some Puerto Rican cuisine? :dunno: I'll have my Mom cook in that scenerio.

08-05-2005, 06:30 AM	#19
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	well - caterers can be there on the spot if u have the right - connections :rolleyes: and recipe's - u better just look for what u can make - heck - let's make her some - um - spaghetti!

08-25-2005, 01:23 PM	#20
LonelyLullaby Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 302 Rep Power: 0	You know I would cook something that I love myself :) Because I'd want her to share something of mine She writes music and hopes that people like it and I would produce something that I love and hope that she would :agree:

07-04-2007, 02:01 PM	#22
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	I saw this and couldn't resist as I'm a bit picky about my fofd 9comes from being a bachelor). An average meal if Jewel dropped in, well, first I'd have to get out the copper saucepan and heat it up with plenty of real chruned butter from the produce market down the road. I would naturally cook my favourite meal which is always stocked heavily in the refrigerator. All I need is eggs, bangers, and champagne (Bollinger RD) which I usually keep a bottle or two in the cabinet for special occasions. Scrambled Eggs James Bond For two individualists: 8 fresh eggs Salt and pepper (to taste) 5-6 oz. of fresh butter. Break the eggs into a bowl. Beat thoroughly with a fork and season well. In a small copper (or heavy bottomed saucepan) melt four oz. of the butter. When melted, pour in the eggs and cook over a very low heat, whisking continuously with a small egg whisk. While the eggs are slightly more moist than you would wish for eating, remove the pan from heat, add rest of butter and continue whisking for half a minute, adding the while finely chopped chives or fines herbes if desired. Serve on hot buttered toast (whole wheat, not white and most certianly not rye!) in individual copper dishes (for appearance only) with sauce bernaise and little sausage links or bacon (whichever i've got in the refrigerator, not sure right now), and pink champagne (Bollinger RD either 89 or 95) and low music (Preferrably 'La Vie En Rose', as it is only sutiable for the company of a lady). Should champagne be unavailable, I would entice her with either vodka straight (Stolichnaya or Smirnoff only) or a good gin and tonic (Gordons or Tanqueray only).

07-04-2007, 02:20 PM	#23
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	OH, yeah, I almost forgot, if she wanted something to take home with her, I'd make one of my favourite desserts. It's easy, too. I call them 'Honey Biscuits'. All you need is a box of 'drop biscuit' mix, a jar of honey and some REAL maple syrup, along with cinnamon if you're into that kinda thing. Mix the powder from the drop bisuits into a fine batter and then combine hte maple syrup FIRST, then he honey SECOND! After that, 'drop them' onto a large flat pan and put into the oven and cook until golden brown and THEN ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, add a pinch of cinnamon. It tastes, great and lasts for days if you don't eat them all first. It's like a heart attack in a biscuit, but they're worth it!

07-05-2007, 05:56 PM	#27
kelane6 JKF Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA Posts: 90 Rep Power: 209	Grilled salmon or halibut from Alaska of course, roasted potatoes and salad, maybe home made rolls if I feel up to it, and an apple or peach pie for dessert, I make great pies from scratch. And yeah her and the kids are so going to have a karoke contest on the playstation.

07-05-2007, 07:32 PM	#28
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	Im alll about the salmon but If Jewel came to my door the first thing on my mind surely would not be food. I don't care to cook. I will call one of my lesbians that likes to cook maybe Rachel Ray. Although i have a strong dislike for rachel ray.

07-07-2007, 11:43 PM	#29
dina JKF Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 46 Rep Power: 209	Bbq Ribs I would pop open a bottle of red wine, have salsa and chips, fire up the grill and smoke some ribs, and then smother a hickory bbq sauce on them. While the ribs smoke (takes a couple hours) I would show Jewel my guitar collection and ask what she would like to do after dinner, a movie? go to the bowling alley? etc. I wouldn't ask her to play guitar and sing for*me because she's probably tired of that. I would think that she would want to give her hands and voice a break since it seems like she's always doing an important gig. Wow, I wish this could come true!!!!!!!

07-08-2007, 01:11 AM	#30
artistindisguise JKF Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 170 Rep Power: 207	actually, today i just learned how to make a hard boiled egg. so i can add that to the menu of what i could cook for her: cereal hard-boiled eggs __________________ . . . [[smocks are smexy]] . . . pieces of us die everyday . . . Eat the flesh Spit out the seeds