The Jewel & Loreal Deal - Page 5

michaelsjewel · 02-14-2005, 04:57 AM

well...i didn't notice since it's a very new post compared to what i've seen last nite....but yah...i guess she did...but she did mention silly pictures! and it's not like she was humiliating jewel - you do that all the time justin more than angel eyes could even touch....i back u up angel_eyes, this won't even make it to court! lmao :bananarock:

MrCC · 02-14-2005, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 14 2005, 05:57 AM
well...i didn't notice since it's a very new post compared to what i've seen last nite....but yah...i guess she did...but she did mention silly pictures! and it's not like she was humiliating jewel - you do that all the time justin more than angel eyes could even touch....i back u up angel_eyes, this won't even make it to court! lmao :bananarock:

You can clown around about people you like and still like them. If I ever thought Jewel would seriously be offended by anything I've written I would sincerely tell her I was sorry. I love Jewel's music and hope she keeps at it for years, but I still like to have fun with some of the stuff she has done. I own all her CD's and DVD's and will continue to buy them, but I still like to pick on her a little.

And as far as photos go I just love funny poses and faces especially of beautiful people.

michaelsjewel · 02-14-2005, 01:23 PM

well said mr. cc!

kjm030584 · 02-14-2005, 02:45 PM

OMG that's a funny pic Angel Eyes.... but after playing with it for a few minutes i think i made it better:

:D

okay, now i'm off. l8er

kjm030584 · 02-14-2005, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by MrCC@Feb 14 2005, 08:12 AM
You can clown around about people you like and still like them. If I ever thought Jewel would seriously be offended by anything I've written I would sincerely tell her I was sorry. I love Jewel's music and hope she keeps at it for years, but I still like to have fun with some of the stuff she has done. I own all her CD's and DVD's and will continue to buy them, but I still like to pick on her a little.

And as far as photos go I just love funny poses and faces especially of beautiful people.

Well I wouldn't worry about her being offended, we all know she has a really bawdy sense of humor.

MrCC · 02-14-2005, 03:51 PM

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still like them. If I ever thought Jewel would seriously be offended by anything I've written I would sincerely tell her I was sorry. I love Jewel's music and hope she keeps at it for years, but I still like to have fun with some of the stuff she has done. I own all her CD's and DVD's and will continue to buy them, but I still like to pick on her a little.

And as far as photos go I just love funny poses and faces especially of beautiful people.

Well I wouldn't worry about her being offended, we all know she has a really bawdy sense of humor. [/b][/quote]
KJM:

I've heard that and I suspect it is true. I really don't worry about Jewel, but I do sometimes wonder about those who just don't get it. You can implant boobs the size of volkwagons. Sadly there is no surgery to increase the size of someone's sense of humor, although I've heard Viagra works for some men.

And that animated "I've got to pee" is another classic for the Jewel art gallery. Keep up the good work.

MrCC · 02-14-2005, 06:45 PM

This whole thread reminds me of this story I found on The Anecdotage Website :

Jewel was all too familiar with the drawbacks of fame. On one occasion, she was recognized on her way into a stall in a public restroom. "Oh my God," exclaimed her ecstatic neighbor. "I'm going to hear Jewel pee!" :P

kjm030584 · 02-16-2005, 03:47 PM

G__ DA__ it Son of a B_t__!

I just realized something that would make that animated thing funnier and I don't have the pieces saved. I should have a little caption on the bottom that says... "where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?"

C'mon that would have been soo much better, I'll get to work on it.

MrCC · 02-16-2005, 05:10 PM

If there was any doubt, this thread has certainly gone down the toilet now. ;)

kjm030584 · 02-16-2005, 05:26 PM

Maybe Jewel would be good as an Imodium spokesperson.

This could be really good marketing.

michaelsjewel · 02-16-2005, 10:46 PM

omg...but would that be any good promotion for jewel? poor jewel...everytime they hear her new song in the commercial they'll think of taking a S***...lol

and justin, we already know about your 0304 constipation therapy page, so no use bringing it up...darn...i did myself...there u go.....0304 won't cure your zitz....but it sure will give you the :censored::censored::censored::censored:z....lol great sang - but bad dissing of a fantastic album!

folderol and · 02-16-2005, 11:19 PM

Another nice addition to your website, Justin, and great picture edits, Tracy. :lol:

\ david

michaelsjewel · 02-16-2005, 11:25 PM

hey david...you're the david from david's jewel site right? i noticed the shawn colvin sang in the signature and it reminded me of your name on msn...lol

folderol and · 02-16-2005, 11:31 PM

Yeah, Michael, the very same. And yeah, it's the same sig as I put in my MSN screen-name... I also have the Shawn Colvin avatar, and the Fiona Apple lyric as a user-name... in conclusion, this forum complexion of mine is very un-Jewel-ish.

ShawnShamrock · 02-28-2005, 11:32 PM

:omg: Your still at it

02-14-2005, 02:45 PM	#64
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 254	OMG that's a funny pic Angel Eyes.... but after playing with it for a few minutes i think i made it better: :D okay, now i'm off. l8er __________________

02-14-2005, 06:45 PM	#67
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	This whole thread reminds me of this story I found on The Anecdotage Website : Jewel was all too familiar with the drawbacks of fame. On one occasion, she was recognized on her way into a stall in a public restroom. "Oh my God," exclaimed her ecstatic neighbor. "I'm going to hear Jewel pee!" :P __________________ Mike

02-16-2005, 03:47 PM	#68
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 254	G__ DA__ it Son of a B_t__! I just realized something that would make that animated thing funnier and I don't have the pieces saved. I should have a little caption on the bottom that says... "where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?" C'mon that would have been soo much better, I'll get to work on it. __________________

02-16-2005, 05:10 PM	#69
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	If there was any doubt, this thread has certainly gone down the toilet now. ;) __________________ Mike

02-16-2005, 05:26 PM	#70
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 254	Maybe Jewel would be good as an Imodium spokesperson. This could be really good marketing. __________________

02-14-2005, 04:57 AM	#61
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	well...i didn't notice since it's a very new post compared to what i've seen last nite....but yah...i guess she did...but she did mention silly pictures! and it's not like she was humiliating jewel - you do that all the time justin more than angel eyes could even touch....i back u up angel_eyes, this won't even make it to court! lmao :bananarock:

02-14-2005, 01:23 PM	#63
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	well said mr. cc!

02-16-2005, 10:46 PM	#71
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	omg...but would that be any good promotion for jewel? poor jewel...everytime they hear her new song in the commercial they'll think of taking a S***...lol and justin, we already know about your 0304 constipation therapy page, so no use bringing it up...darn...i did myself...there u go.....0304 won't cure your zitz....but it sure will give you the :censored::censored::censored::censored:z....lol great sang - but bad dissing of a fantastic album!

02-16-2005, 11:19 PM	#72
folderol and Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 161 Rep Power: 236	Another nice addition to your website, Justin, and great picture edits, Tracy. :lol: \ david __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Geneva\'><span style=\'font-size:9pt;line-height:100%\'>\ but now i've seen your tactics and your [FIRE] in the hole \ this entire operation is a MIS-APPROPRIATION of my {soul} \ ?roger wilco? shawn colvin</span></span>

02-16-2005, 11:25 PM	#73
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	hey david...you're the david from david's jewel site right? i noticed the shawn colvin sang in the signature and it reminded me of your name on msn...lol

02-16-2005, 11:31 PM	#74
folderol and Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 161 Rep Power: 236	Yeah, Michael, the very same. And yeah, it's the same sig as I put in my MSN screen-name... I also have the Shawn Colvin avatar, and the Fiona Apple lyric as a user-name... in conclusion, this forum complexion of mine is very un-Jewel-ish. __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Geneva\'><span style=\'font-size:9pt;line-height:100%\'>\ but now i've seen your tactics and your [FIRE] in the hole \ this entire operation is a MIS-APPROPRIATION of my {soul} \ ?roger wilco? shawn colvin</span></span>

02-28-2005, 11:32 PM	#75
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	:omg: Your still at it