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Old 05-31-2008, 04:32 AM   #1
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Talking How much would I have to bribe you to drive each of these cars?

Car A: Burberry-painted car with blinding blue LED lights stuck to every surface possible, complete with "free" car stereo
Car B: lowrider with leopard print interior and shag steering wheel cover complete with chrome hubcaps worth 3X as much as the car itself
Car C: 1992 Geo with purple vegan-leather seats, plastered with 11 different self-righteous bumper stickers

***Keep in mind I'm not trying to be mean-spirited so don't take it personal...it's just a joke!***
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:34 PM   #2
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Ha ha!
Car A: a thousand euro.

Car B: a hundred thousand euro.

Car C: fifty quid?
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Old 06-03-2008, 03:19 AM   #3
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When you run out of gas you'll be happy to get a ride from all above.
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:21 PM   #4
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We used to have a Geo hatchback that our parents gave us. It had a bumper sticker that said "A Grouchy German is a Saur Kraut." My wife's family is German, you see....

Anyway, that hatchback carried everything. We were always amazed by how much room it had; we carried fertilizers, wooden planks, furniture, bathtubs... we really used it to the max.
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Old 06-12-2008, 05:27 AM   #5
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Id just drive them, they seem like pretty neat cars to me
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