They Made Fun Of Jewel... Again! - Page 2

bluediamond · 05-03-2005, 09:59 AM

How the hell did you get this picture off my camera!!?
This was taken last year when Jewel came for a bar b que in our back yard.

Bloomin theives :angry:

:lalala:
Dave

kjm030584 · 05-03-2005, 04:16 PM

OMG... i was just channel surfing and i saw jewel's sweet little face on VH1 it was the WWSYS video... they were making fun of her poetry. Realistically though.. her poetry did better than any of the other artists they mentioned. I own the book and I have to say Sausages is probably the most bizarre thing i've ever read.

Oh yeah... and was that really her on there saying 'you're a smart-ass for pointing that out?"

MrCC · 05-03-2005, 04:36 PM

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this picture. It could almost be Ireland.

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I beleive it is Ireland. There was a group of photos posted on the old official site a year or two ago.

I just posted them in the Photo Sharing thread.

ShawnShamrock · 05-03-2005, 09:17 PM

Yes I feel like watching it now..
Anyway Yeah that was really Jewel

MrCC · 05-03-2005, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kjm030584@May 3 2005, 09:16 AM
Oh yeah... and was that really her on there saying 'you're a smart-ass for pointing that out?"

That sounds like Jewel. ;)

ShawnShamrock · 05-04-2005, 02:02 AM

It is Jewel..
They ahve had that clip on countless times on
Mopst outrageosu celbrity moments and I love the 90's
In the thing Kurt Loder is correctingJewel's grammar

Kurt: You ahve aline in here" there are nightmares on the corner there a jokes on tv there are people selling thoughtlessness with such causlaity" Causiality doesn't mean anything"

then Jewel mentions here being a type of casulity and kurt is like Oh i thought you were trying to say casulness.

That's when she says
"Your a smartass for pointing that out....Next topic"

Yeah that reallly is Jewel yelling at that guy

Intrepid Prez · 05-04-2005, 05:06 AM

Quote:

I would make fun of her too if i could, but, thats ASPCJ's job, not mine. :-) --- WhatWouldJewelDo

Hey... WhatWouldJewelDo

You must have missed this page the ASPCJ did a year or more back.
And hey... it makes you soooo proud of our very own Little Bird: Kiera . B)

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/index...brityGoofs.html

Easy... Justin ;)

Sasafrass452 · 05-04-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lordassmonkey@May 3 2005, 09:02 PM
It is Jewel..
They ahve had that clip on countless times on
Mopst outrageosu celbrity moments and I love the 90's
In the thing Kurt Loder is correctingJewel's grammar

Kurt: You ahve aline in here" there are nightmares on the corner there a jokes on tv there are people selling thoughtlessness with such causlaity" Causiality doesn't mean anything"

then Jewel mentions here being a type of casulity and kurt is like Oh i thought you were trying to say casulness.

That's when she says
"Your a smartass for pointing that out....Next topic"

Yeah that reallly is Jewel yelling at that guy

No offense, but you might want to try typing a little slower :P

michaelsjewel · 05-04-2005, 05:11 PM

it's more like......he says something about that line.....

and he says that casualty isn't used correctly....that it means a dead soldier = not the sense of casualness

jewel's like it means casualness
and he says that don't exist in that way (which it technically does)

and then she says.......You're a dumbass for pointing that out
and then in a mad way "NEXT TOPIC"

lol....he was an ass and made that oh so boring - the word can mean both things - he just needs to spread his wings

MrSoAndSo · 05-04-2005, 08:59 PM

If I was Kurt Loder I would have also asked about the Morning Song line:

Quote:

Put the phone machine on hold

How do you put a phone machine on hold? :)

kjm030584 · 05-04-2005, 09:18 PM

it's kinda like turn the fan on high.

michaelsjewel · 05-04-2005, 11:13 PM

put the phone machine on hold - better way of saying turn it off - hold the calls - put someone on hold - or just don't check the answering machine

MrSoAndSo · 05-05-2005, 03:11 AM

There's no need to put a phone machine on hold. It answers for you and takes the message. That's why you bought it in the first place! :)

michaelsjewel · 05-05-2005, 03:48 AM

maybe it means to turn the ringer and volume off ????

but basically what i think she's saying...it's got messages on it - and she's saying to avoid them and just not think about them (kinda like your to do list - just don't do it now)

WhatWouldJewelDo · 05-22-2005, 06:09 AM

dont blame Jewel for saying "put the phone machine on hold", she's obviously technology-challenges, i mean, come on, she grew up in rural ALASKA!!! she probably didnt even use a "phone machine" until she went to interlochen. so i dont blame her. lol.

bobby

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kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	OMG... i was just channel surfing and i saw jewel's sweet little face on VH1 it was the WWSYS video... they were making fun of her poetry. Realistically though.. her poetry did better than any of the other artists they mentioned. I own the book and I have to say Sausages is probably the most bizarre thing i've ever read. Oh yeah... and was that really her on there saying 'you're a smart-ass for pointing that out?" __________________

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kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	it's kinda like turn the fan on high. __________________

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WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	dont blame Jewel for saying "put the phone machine on hold", she's obviously technology-challenges, i mean, come on, she grew up in rural ALASKA!!! she probably didnt even use a "phone machine" until she went to interlochen. so i dont blame her. lol. bobby __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

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05-03-2005, 09:17 PM	#19
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	Yes I feel like watching it now.. Anyway Yeah that was really Jewel

05-04-2005, 02:02 AM	#21
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	It is Jewel.. They ahve had that clip on countless times on Mopst outrageosu celbrity moments and I love the 90's In the thing Kurt Loder is correctingJewel's grammar Kurt: You ahve aline in here" there are nightmares on the corner there a jokes on tv there are people selling thoughtlessness with such causlaity" Causiality doesn't mean anything" then Jewel mentions here being a type of casulity and kurt is like Oh i thought you were trying to say casulness. That's when she says "Your a smartass for pointing that out....Next topic" Yeah that reallly is Jewel yelling at that guy

05-04-2005, 05:11 PM	#24
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 241	it's more like......he says something about that line..... and he says that casualty isn't used correctly....that it means a dead soldier = not the sense of casualness jewel's like it means casualness and he says that don't exist in that way (which it technically does) and then she says.......You're a dumbass for pointing that out and then in a mad way "NEXT TOPIC" lol....he was an ass and made that oh so boring - the word can mean both things - he just needs to spread his wings

05-04-2005, 11:13 PM	#27
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 241	put the phone machine on hold - better way of saying turn it off - hold the calls - put someone on hold - or just don't check the answering machine

05-05-2005, 03:11 AM	#28
MrSoAndSo Members Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	There's no need to put a phone machine on hold. It answers for you and takes the message. That's why you bought it in the first place! :)

05-05-2005, 03:48 AM	#29
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 241	maybe it means to turn the ringer and volume off ???? but basically what i think she's saying...it's got messages on it - and she's saying to avoid them and just not think about them (kinda like your to do list - just don't do it now)