04-21-2005, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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about prostitution...yep!!!....i saw it on bearshare a p2p program...i'll let u know the details! once i have it
maybe i can get the lyrics too....lol....i bet they are funny... has anyone else seen mtv's parodies before? they are hilarious...such as britney spears....LICK MY BABY BACK BEHIND instead of baby hit me one more time...lol |
04-21-2005, 09:58 PM | #2 |
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update...after seeing this...wow
they have her dressed up in the ....vh1 diva duets dress....and it's definitely all about prostitution - has her all sweet and innocent...and then the sell- out part comes in - where they undress her clothes and throw her into something sexy like that outfit - and objects for sale from jewel.... jewel blow up doll jewel pop sickle jewellette razors jewelotrojan condoms wow...it's totally about prostituition...lol |
04-21-2005, 10:23 PM | #3 |
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i'll try the lyrics...may take me 30 mins. or more to understand them....
ok. they are sorta - inappropriate - but u decide moderators! tv show is rated tv-14 for 14y/olds and above...enjoy i guess...should i post the video on my site? lol la la la la da la i used to be a simple girl in a pop-tart video world playing my sweet folk luck wearing herth berkin stocks? then my bad record called up the charts my album fall said i needed a new hook change my music and my look then they told me my t*** are hard just arch my back and stick them out this is not hard it's prostitution they even made me take a new direction let go your soul it's prostitution i no longer think i'm a blow up doll that lip-syncs jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jig jig don't need a HIT? 'bc i'm getting paid now i'm whored out like christina A. it's just a job - you know what i mean like it kinda flies? charlie sheen i'm not seeing anyone i'm all yours but check my mouth first for open sores the music business is prostitution take a wiff and smell the desperation the songs don't count in prostitution i'm here just fine just stare at my behind baby with all ther razors they made me sell why can't we fix my teeth? they got a way to get my song to play in 3ways with dj's jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jig jig... (jewel pouts near the ending) Jewel "Prostitution" Far-From-Virgin Records Director: Britney Spears' mom |
04-21-2005, 11:00 PM | #4 |
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actually i think differnelty on the lyrics
I Use to be a simple girl Ina popstar video world Playing my sweet folk rock Wearing berth herkin socks then my record label called off the charts my albums falled said i needed a new hook changed my music and my look tehn they told me my T**s fell out just hunch my back and stick them out This is not heart Its prostituiton The label made me take a new direction Let go of your soul Its prostituition I know longer think Im a blow uup dool that lyp synchs Jiggle Jiglle jiglle Jiggle Don't hate on me cuz im getting paid Im now whored out likeChristina A It's jus a job you know what i mean Like hedi flies Charlie sheen I'm not seein and im all yours but check my mouth first for open sores More fields in business Its prostuition Take a wiff and smell the despertaion Those songs dont count In prostituioin I hear them findJsut stare at my behind baby With all the razores that they made me sell why cant they fix my teeth They got a way my song overheard in 3 ways with dj's Jiggle Jiglle Jiggle Jiggle jig jig Thats how i jhear it anyway |
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I am shocked that anybody would make fun of Jewel! It's an outrage. I'm going to write a letter to the ASPCJ! ;) :P
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yah...a combo of your lyrics and mine sound just right - though a couple of yours...um...doubt the last part is right...but oh well...lol - i just noticed...they made that vh1 outfit more skanky didn't they - making it a 2 piece instead of one!
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04-21-2005, 11:54 PM | #7 |
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k.....now with a combo of mine and your lyrics...listening to yours makes more sense...but with a few changes...
I used to be a simple girl In a pop-chart video world Playing my sweet folk rock Wearing berth herkin socks then my record label called off the charts my albums falled said i needed a new hook changed my music and my look then they told me my T**s fell out just hunch my back and stick them out This is not hard Its prostituiton The label made me take a new direction Let go of your soul It's prostituition I no longer think I'm a blow up doll that lip-synchs Jiggle Jiggle...Jiggle Jiggle...Jiggle Jiggle...JIG JIG Don't hate on me cuz im getting paid I'm now whored out like Christina A It's just a job you know what i mean Like hedi flies Charlie sheen I'm not seein and i'm all yours but check my mouth first for open sores The Music Business Its prostuition Take a wiff and smell the despertaion The songs don't count In prostituioin I hear them fine Just stare at my behind baby With all the razorss that they made me sell why can't we fix my teeth They got a way my song to play in 3 ways with dj's Jiggle Jiggle....Jiggle Jiggle...JIG JIG there...listening to the song while reading the lyrics of yours made me come up with that! |
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i'd love to see this !!!
i love MadTV !!! one of my fav is the Me against the Music parody !!!! |
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This is hilarious!! :clapjoy:
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It's amazing that we heardit differenlty but when combining the 2 we understoood it better .
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Wearing berth herkin socks===lol, i think you probably mean Birkenstocks
or where i come from, granola shoes the skit was pretty funny, though im not sure i would call her image change prostituion now, but i did think she was selling out for a while, but really, so what? :irish that counts right, since in the SCA my persona is irish? :P Eibhlin an Eich Gile
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i've just seen it !!!! how hilarious !!!!!
especially that part : "With all the razors that they made me sell why cant they fix my teeth" :lol: |
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Well Done Michael !!! :clapjoy:
Be sure to send it to Kowa. :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: WOW !!! That video is cruel !!! Atlantic should sue Mad TV for defamation. ;)
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