08-21-2008, 03:56 AM | #1 |
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True Friendship
True Friendship
Are you tired of those "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad-I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the guy who made you sad. 2. When you are blue-I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile-I will know you finally got "lucky." 4. When you are scared-I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried-I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused-I will use little words. 7. When you are sick-Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall-I will point and laugh at you. 9. This is my oath..... I ! pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend." Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. |
08-21-2008, 07:22 PM | #2 |
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Very good! This one was my favourite:
I've definitely done that with my friends and am sure they've done it to me.
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08-22-2008, 08:29 AM | #3 |
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Hahaha... I agree...
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08-30-2008, 06:34 PM | #4 |
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:-D very true very true
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08-30-2008, 08:10 PM | #5 |
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when freinds never judge you, they become a true freind.
i learn this the hard way but its true. lalalala dave.
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08-30-2008, 09:40 PM | #6 |
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Yeah soppy stuff in emails and such drive me nuts and then drive me even more nuts when they are ended with 'Send this to just 100 more people and you'll be omnipotent for life' kinda rubbish.
I very much like this list though. More realistic and more my thing. If you have me as a friend, you'll know I am extremely honest and don't beat around the bush but I treasure my friends dearly and will do everything and anything I can for them. I was nodding at every point because I am happy to do all of those points. I don't actually make friends very easily and so when I do make one that's really great so they deserve everything. Even if that means holding their hair over the loo after a great night out! That should be on the list! |
08-31-2008, 12:58 PM | #7 |
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as well as hiding their cell phones when they think it is a great idea to drunk dial the guy they really like X-D
I have done that for some people
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08-31-2008, 03:49 PM | #8 |
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When you are worried-I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining....that's what my friend does for me hahahah
Oh, and telling you the painful truth sometimes even when it hurts badly...cause real friends will try to open your eyes when you're ignoring the obvious.
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