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Old 07-06-2005, 08:30 PM   #46
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jun 30 2005, 05:53 PM
Previously on Survivor:

Disgracefully placed "On Report" the Prez was offered a chance of redemption:

"You do, however, have the opportunity to redeem your zero warning level and
have full member activity by posting a genuine public apology in 'The Abyss'
for your behavior."


So... taking full advantage of this overwhelmingly generous 'opportunity':


Standing in deep water... unable to bail himself out with a straw,
the Prez had to humbly concede the error of his unIntrepid ways.

Determined to lead a life uncommon, he had to first stand before the
'Kilcherian Inquisition' and throw himself at the mercy of:
'The Pure and Righteous Moderators... the Holy Dispensers of Kilcherian Justice'.

The Prez fell to his knees, barely able to speak as tears of blood streamed
down his distraught face. Clutching his Spirit album close to his aching heart,
overwhelmed with remorse, his trembling voice wept forth this humble and
sincere repentance:

"Oh fellow Kilcherians, I kneel before you with heavy heart in this sacred
Kilcherian Abyss beneath the 'Kilcherian Shrine of Repentance'. I hereby
confess the unspeakable acts that I have perpetrated in the Land of Kilcher.
I have dared to attend a Kelly Rowland autograph signing, I have dared to speak
glowingly of Christina's concerts yet failed to attend even one of Jewel's last
three Sydney shows.

"I even dared to post pictures of Shakira's sweet bum but I lecherously
overshot all moral boundaries of common decency when I shamelessly posted the
offensive pictures of Jewel's Blender promo shoot.

"Unrepentant, my sins continued... I harbored no shame, I was bold, brazen and
posted without due consideration to our blessed, Kilcherian Moderators...
who truly are, perfection gloriously personified.

So now, I unreservedly apologize for my, "libelous, defamatory, obscene,
pornographic, threatening, abusive or harassing comments."
Yep... that's my
charge, it's true... I kid you not.
(As hard as I searched, I was not accused of doing anything Astonishing Intrepid... ever)

"So fellow Kilcherians, after having sucked-up in this most completely
demoralizing manner, will our Holy Spanish Inquisitors... oops, I meant, our
Fair and Balanced Moderators, find within their noble and gracious hearts, the
compassion to forgive me... yes, forgive I, a mere groveling, pathetic and
pitiful arse-wipe ???


How was that, Kiera, good enough ???


Easy as can be... Justin ;)


Next week on Survivor:

Will the "libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, threatening, abusive, harassing,
son-of-a-bitch Justin be redeemed... or will he earn his just desserts and be banished
forever to languish in Emilie's 'JewelBox' French Forum ???

Will Veilingmeat be the first to score three victorious 'warnings' thereby denying
the Prez the honour of being the first Kilcherian banished from the Land of Kilcher ???

Currently on a winning streak (after annihilating the ASPCJ), will Lord Ass come up from
behind and steal both their thunder ???

Will Kiera say "pissing" another two times then gloriously ban herself from the forum ???

But is that allowed anyway... or would it be considered as an abuse of her SUPER-POWERS ???


All will be reveal in next weeks: Survivor Kilcheria !!!
You would rather talk about the first post? Can we only talk about pissing about? Or banning members for posting their opinions? What exactly IS on topic for this thread?

Seems to me that talking about The Planet of the Apes is more on track for making this fight go away, but if you'd rather talk about moderator abuse we can do that. I guess you are right that is what this topic was about after all. So what exactly is it that Justin is supposed to have done. I really have no idea. Is it just that he disagrees with you. Do you want to lock this thread? Is that the way to solve it?

Persoanlly I'd rather talk about chest thumping and The Planet of the Apes any day than K.R.A.P.

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

Editted for spelling only.
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:32 PM   #47
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Originally posted by Eibhlin@Jul 6 2005, 01:06 PM
a garnish of what though, that is the question! ;) :P :lol:
Biting satirical humor, silly.
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Old 07-06-2005, 09:09 PM   #48
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Originally posted by little_bird@Jul 6 2005, 07:24 PM
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:agree: a 1000 pardons....although one is merely the counter balance of good and evil i.e "me" 'the piggy in the middle',trying to sway the topic off topic,as are others...to forget this fracas and K.R.A.P

...i could'nt help it :unsure:
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:36 PM   #49
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Originally posted by MrCC@Jul 6 2005, 09:30 PM
Seems to me that talking about The Planet of the Apes is more on track for making this fight go away
Then start a new thread.

I have no problem seeing this topic go away!

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So what exactly is it that Justin is supposed to have done.
You didn't want to be a part of this so with no disrespect, this is not your concern. But I don't appreciate your misinterpretation of the events that there has been moderator abuse.

As I have said to Justin, if you don't like the way we run the JKF, you know where the door is.
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Old 12-20-2006, 01:20 PM   #50
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ok this is way before my time but what the heck? the craziest thread I have ever viewed..
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:59 PM   #51
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Justin was a bit mad like that. I miss that from here but this is a typical kind of thing from him. It was always lots of fun to see what he'd come out with next.

However, this thread stems from a big disagreement we had along with MrCC. All the original threads pertaining to that incident are still here and posted around the same time. Feel free to read them.

I am a much different person now than I was then and certainly regret the disagreement ever happened and my own personal actions that took place. I have learned a lot about how to deal with situations since then and realise that I needed to be more relaxed...which I am now.

The whole thing taught me a lot and as a result, I hope nothing like this will ever happen again
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Old 12-21-2006, 11:52 AM   #52
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Well I didn't really read it thoroughly since it is kind of lengthy, I just sort of skimmed through it and then after I posted I felt bad, I felt maybe it was the sort of thread you wouldn't want to be dug back up. It seems like you are cool with it though, but I'm not really going to look further into it.
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This thread is AWESOME! Haha!
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OH EM GEEE!!!! I had ALMOST forgotten!
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:12 AM   #55
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Some things never go away. Maybe this is another sign that i need to shut the forum down.
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