The Male Hook-up Thread

[Eibhlin]

yes innocent reader, this WAS once the place to dedicate a song to a member of the forum, but it was soon overtaken by Micheal, Shawn and Chris sending love songs and innuendos to each other,

so from now until the end of the forum-may it live forever-let us call this..

The Male Hook-up Thread

for those who would carry on the memory of the thread that was, we will leave the original posts... :daz: :cheeky: :daz:


I was just thinking of this song, and it seemed the perfect one to dedicate to Kyle

I Hate the TV
-The Violent Femmes-

I hate the TV, I hate the TV
I hate the TV, I hate the TV

Oh it's kiiiiilling meeeee
Oh it's kiiiiilling meeeee

I hate the President, I hate the President
I hate the President, I hate the Pre-za-dent

Oh it's kiiiiilling meeeee
Oh it's kiiiiilling meeeee

Oh my love, do not fear, Satan's army will never win
Oh my love, do not fear, God is with us
Wiiith us
It's killing me
It's killing meeee

[kjm030584]

Thanks Andrea... I love it!

I'll try and find one that you might like.

[kjm030584]

Okay, I got two::

The first one is Wicked Dickie by Rasputina

If you mourn for Dickie, i'll tell you right now,
He was an old man and he had but one cow.
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed
He ran for his life just to get to his cow.
Oh, oh, wicked,
Wicked Dickie done died.
Oh, oh, Wicked Dickie done died.
If you mourn for Dickie, i'll tell you right now,
That he was an old man and he had but one cow.
Over hedges and ditches and fields he had plowed
He ran for his life just to get to his cow.
When the old man heard that his cow she was dead, over hedges and ditches you see he had fled.
Over hedges and ditches and fields that were mown
And he ran for his life just to get to his own.
Now I sit down and eat my dried meal,
But I have no milk what to put in my pail.
Now I have no butter to sop with my bread
Now old Wicked Dickie is dead.



okay, the second is called Christian Soldiers.. really the music is better than the lyrics.. but here they are anyway:

The medevial exorcists used a 20-gallon Brass syringe.
A 20-gallon brass syringe, filled with holy water.
A 20-gallon brass syringe filled with holy water which they put into,
Into the anus of the possessed.

[ShawnShamrock]

Who is gonna dedicate me a song I remember Bobby wrote me a poem once I want a song dedicated to me lol.
Im so jealous of u guys

[kjm030584]

I'll dedicate one to you Shawn:

Richard Cheese - You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette cover)

[Little Bird]

oh that's a great tune!

[last_dance_rodeo]

oh god i can't wait to see what people get for me i dedicate little bird to well none other than little bird

[ShawnShamrock]

For Bobby I wanna dedicate Nelly Furtado's Maneater
Kyle i will go with the Spice Girls Too Much

I will get the rest of yall later lol

[Eibhlin]

I would dedicate this one to Kiera, it seems very Kiera-ish

C? H? MISE LE ULAINGT?/THE TWO TREES

Beloved, gaze in thine own heart
The holy tree is growing there;
From joy the holy branches start
And all the trembling flowers they bear.
The changing colours of its fruit
Have dowered the stars with merry light;
The surety of its hidden root
Has planted quiet in the night;
The shaking of its leafy head
Has given the waves their melody.
And made my lips and music wed,
Murmuring a wizard song for thee,
There the Loves a circle go,
The flaming circle of our days,
Gyring, spiring to and fro
In those great ignorant leafy ways;
Remembering all that shaken hair
And how the winged sandals dart
Thine eyes grow full of tender care;
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart.

Gaze no more in the bitter glass
The demons, with their subtle guile,
Lift up before us when they pass,
Or only gaze a little while;
For there a fatal image grows
That the stormy night receives,
Roots half hidden under snows,
Broken boughs and blackened leaves.
For all things turn to bareness
In the dim glass the demons hold,
The glass of outer weariness,
Made when God slept in times of old.
There, through the broken branches, go
The ravens of unresting thought;
Flying, crying, to and fro,
Cruel claw and hungry throat,
Or else they stand and sniff the wind,
And shake their ragged wings: alas!
Thy tender eyes grow all unkind:
Gaze no more in the bitter glass.
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart,
The holy tree is growing there;
From joy the holy branches start,
And all the trembling flowers they bear.
Remembering all that shaken hair
And how the winged sandals dart,
Thine eyes grow full of tender care;
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart.

[LonelyLullaby]

I would like to dedicate the song Welcome to the Jungle to this whole forum. Just kidding :)

[bluediamond]

Id like to dedicate the following:

Chris - I want it that way, backstreet boys
Kyle - American Pie, Madonna
Kiera - Only Time, Enya
Gemma - The first picture of you, The Lotus Eaters
Andrea - Altogether now, The Farm

oh i could go on and on lol, but i cant.
:lalala:
dave.

[kjm030584]

Hey dave, that's pretty good... I have a punk cover of that song that I like a bit better than Madonna. :P But I do listen to it a whole bunch.

[kjm030584]

Originally posted by LonelyLullaby@Jan 24 2006, 10:03 AM
I would like to dedicate the song Welcome to the Jungle to this whole forum. Just kidding :)

I FREAKING love that song!

[Little Bird]

Only time? You're giving me Enya? Tut

WTF? Some imagination please! :rolleyes:

(on a complete side note - the rolls eyes smilie looks too happy...note to self...change that)

[Veilingmeat]

Originally posted by kjm030584@Jan 23 2006, 09:07 PM
I'll dedicate one to you Shawn:

Richard Cheese - You Oughta Know (Alanis Morissette cover)

Excellent!!!! Richard Cheese is brilliant, love his Alice in Chains cover of 'Man In a Box' and then some :pufi: