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Old 09-15-2005, 12:53 PM   #1
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Doctors were baffled when Britney's baby was born. The singer underwent a caesarean at Santa Monica's UCLA Medical Center, near Los Angeles, according to the magazine US Weekly and television show "Access Hollywood." Doctor's were baffled when they pulled out a 6 foot long albino python.




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Old 09-15-2005, 01:14 PM   #2
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LMAO Kyle!!! :lmao:

Its prolly old trouser snakes eh!? :P
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Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you.

Upon probing the vents and discovering the hemipenis, they've declared that it's a boy.
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