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Old 06-06-2005, 09:06 AM   #1
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It's True !!!

No new page this month. :(

And... we got no choice but to repeat last year's NOTHING PAGE !!! :omg:
http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/Nothing.html

So... how pathetic is that ??? :blink:


Nope... no new pics, no new articles, no new comps, no new guest writers,
nope... nothing at all. It seems the ASPCJ Mk IV is about to sh!t itself. :(

Truth is... the ASPCJ never really recoved after the Mark I disbanded.

The Mark II was garbage... the Mark III was worse... and the Mark IV ???
Well the Mark IV started off quite promising... and then... well...
it just ran out of steam. :(

So... the Mark IV is to be... well... ABANDONED !!!
It will drift aimlessly into the deep blackness of cyber-space. :omg:


And eventually, from the ashes of ruin (probably when Jewel's next album is released)...
will emerge the new: Bullet-Proof ASPCJ Mark V !!! :clapjoy:


So yeah, until then... the ASPCJ is officially declared abandoned.


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Derek, Coral, Sarah, Amanda, Natasha, Danielle, Allyson, Justin and...
a mysterious undercover French collaborator... plus one American hitchhiker.



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Old 06-06-2005, 09:53 PM   #2
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Uh, oh, Mark V...

I see a prophecy brewing
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:14 PM   #3
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I guess I have to respect that Jewel tries to stay under the radar but on the downside that policy does not generate much fodder to feed the ASPCJ machine, the behemoth that it is... :blink:
To me the ASPCJ is a time capsule, an internet timeline of Jewel's career.
Punctuating the highs and lows with its' unique brand of satire.
It belongs in cyberspace so you can look at it anytime you need a laugh.
So until her next cd...keep floating out there!! :)

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Old 06-07-2005, 07:43 PM   #4
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Justin, don't be so hard on the ASPCJ! It's still got ten times more content than Jewel's official website. For a long time it's been far more entertaining than Jewel's Unedited will ever be. Not that I'm complaining again. I complained about unedited until the anti-complainers started complianing about the complainers. I'm really tired of hearing the people complaining that people are complaing too much. ;) I've never complained about the ASPCJ even once! 8)

Consider this. Even though the ASPCJ has not updated in a month Jewel's website has hardly been updated in the last 6 months! No lie.

The word intrepid will never be used to describe Jewel Unedited.
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Old 06-15-2005, 03:18 PM   #5
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Aye,iv just got to say that ASPCJ is an absolute BLAST!!! its great for a laugh and high energy entertainment in its own way!
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See, Justin. I told you there was one fan out there somewhere. ;) :P
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Old 06-16-2005, 04:24 PM   #7
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lmao!!!...truth is tho im already bored with it now :P
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Old 06-17-2005, 12:42 AM   #8
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Hey Veilingmeat...

Truth is... I'm pretty bored with it now too. :rolleyes:

But if/when the 'ASPCJ Mk V' ever eventuates, I'm gonna drop you an email
and invite you to write the VERY FIRST ARTICLE !!!

Yeah, then you can show us how to make a site really interesting. :P



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Old 06-17-2005, 12:48 AM   #9
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im honoured lol!!! :P truth is tho iv got too many great things to say about Jewel...despite my dark inner-self!!!
...must admit tho,i do like that nose Gif you have on your site where you can deform her face,just wondering if you could do something like that with brittney spears ugly mug...dw! theres no need she already looks like john merrick the elephant man :silly:
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Old 06-17-2005, 02:40 AM   #10
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Here ya go, Veilingmeat...


http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/J...oo/Britney.html


Now you can distort Britney all you like. :wacko:



Easy... ;)




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Old 06-17-2005, 11:09 AM   #11
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ay mr prez dude,yer a champion! :D :D

If one could only understand what masterpeices i can create now with the likes of just britney spears face and a baseball bat...eeerm and computer sorry! ^_^

and ay Intrepid Prez thanks again cobber!!! ;)
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