08-08-2008, 02:15 PM | #1 |
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You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood decking. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle." |
08-18-2008, 04:16 AM | #2 |
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