Pocket change? - Page 5

007 · 05-28-2007, 02:11 AM

It's ten o'clock here in the Eastern United States. And I'm at my desk, getting ready to go into work, oh boy!

I wish I was in nothing but my Sea Island boxers ready to sleep, not this guy. Nope, I'm workin' till six in the morning; and I'm oh-so happy about it.

In my pockets are my money clip, pen, sunglasses, bo'sun's pipe, billfold, extra cash wrapped in a rubber band, keys, cell phone, other cell phone, little doodad pocket knife iwth toothpick and tweexers and all that connected to it, and yes, I almost forgot, my trusty P-38.

For those that are wondering, I haven't put on the Roscoe yet, but I will.

Veilingmeat · 05-28-2007, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 007

For those that are wondering, I haven't put on the Roscoe yet, but I will.

Well stone me....... i was really beginning to wonder about that Roscoe you know!!!

..and how the hell do you get a P-38 Lightning into your pocket??????? there huuuuuuuge?

Eibhlin · 05-29-2007, 01:10 AM

ok Marc you need to post a pic of this P-38 thingamabob so we can see how huge it is!

-could this be the next generation of Panzershweck (or whatever it is spelled)
lol

Is that a P-38 in your pocket or are you just happy to look at pics of Jewel?

gahh
anyways!

007 · 05-29-2007, 07:48 PM

Marc, you're confusing my service weapon from the original P-38. I'll try to post some pictures somehow if Kiera can give me detailed instructions on how to do so.

http://alliedworkshops.com/p-38.shtml

At this site, you'll find the P-38, it's a can opener for God's sake! I use it for everything, it comes in handy for a million uses. From scraping out dirt under your fingernails to a can opener to a screwdriver (sort of!). It has a million uses.

Marc is thinking of the German nazi P-38 Walther.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3D10%26hl%3Den

Put that into your browser address bar and that's the weapon he is thikning of.

My P-38 is a can opener that goes in K rations and C rations! Although, this is one misunderstanding many Germans and Americans had during the war, one of the many.

And Marco, this is a Roscoe!

www.gunblast.com/Firestorm.htm

I use the .380 instead of the .22. It's never jammed on me once, compared to the bulkier Colt 1911A1 model. Also, you'll find that weapon conceals rather nicely under a jacket (best secured under my waistcoat) or in a baggy trouser leg. If you are going to purcahse one, Marc, I recommend the original Jackass leatherworks company. They do a perfectly molded leather shoulder holster for it, and coincidentally I have the exact model type Miami Vice shoulder rig worn by DOn Johnson when he did Vice. (I get picked on so bad by my coworkers, my nickname's Crockett!)

In my pockets today I've got, money clip, cell phone, and three quarters, Quench thirst chewing gum (Great stuff, could not live without it!) and the lucky ticekt to tonight's show, La Cage Les Folles. Of coruse, I need to change into better attire from my jeans, in which means carrying more than that inside my pockets. Oh, nad a packet of conenience store sugar. (must be from this morning.)

Veilingmeat · 05-29-2007, 10:54 PM

Ahh no Bond type bloke...we were in no way meant to have guessed that hahaaa, and Marc was not thinking of an excellent German Walther P-38 much favoured by all nations, as an excellent sidearm in it's time or would he have guessed it to be a spiffingly good can opener!!!
I was refering to thee American WWII fighter The P-38 Lightning
Personaly tho, i myself have always admired the Glock family of pistols...especially the Glock 32, although the development of Heckler & Koch's HK UCP, small calibre i know, a nice 'modern' looking weapon. Besides, i could take your recommendations, but i'd get the fuzz knockin on my door every week checking my ammo and resigning my permit!!!! we cant buy GPHMG M-60's and Anti-Tank launchers down the shops on a quick swift stroll at lunch break from work here in the British Isles, on a regular basis (pity)

Eibhlin · 05-30-2007, 12:09 AM

lmfao! ya Marc, I don't think the baggiest pair of homie pants could hold one of those P-38s tee-hee (what is with me and tee-hee?? I guess i got sick of lol)

and you and my husband could talk Glock into the wee hours of the morning, he nearly weeps when he thinks of how he had to sell his Glock 40

ah well

Veilingmeat · 05-30-2007, 10:46 PM

LOL, hell no....not even the mightiest pair of Chav shell suit bottoms could hold one of those either!!!! maybe you'de be able to fit one between there ears tho...theres alot of free space in there!
And yer hubby like his Glocks too eh...i love em, fab weapons, and i'd love to get my hands on one of those with some of my pocket change. But why did he have to sell his sexy Glock 40?

Eibhlin · 05-31-2007, 01:37 AM

we needed the cash
story of our life

:-P

007 · 05-31-2007, 04:20 AM

Yup, know that story. I was eighteen when my old man died and had to give up all my WWII reenacting weapons, 1444 dated M-1 Garand, 1943 dated M1 Carbine, and two sequential serial numbered Colt 1911A1's, from 1942.

Needed the cash, had to get to Norfolk, and I miss those 1911's over anything else. Sequential serial numbers, one ended in 87 and the other was 88. All matching, made by SINGER sewing machine company.

I've always thought what body part I would give to have those back, but I can't think of anything I wouldn't need in the future more than a weapon.

Little Bird · 05-31-2007, 07:23 AM

Today - I have nothing in my pockets!

007 · 05-31-2007, 11:46 AM

Wished I could be that lucky. Today I'm carrying an army of things. All the normal items, and how could I forget....the flask.

Today's handgun competition calls for an early drink.

Eibhlin · 05-31-2007, 01:24 PM

There's a Wocket in my Pocket!

well not really but it rhymed and is Dr. Suess

Veilingmeat · 05-31-2007, 07:32 PM

At this very moment...in my horrificly smelly work trousers...i have my pair of excellent wilkinson sword wire cutters, i crap phillips screw driver, a 'on its way out' flat head screw driver, an encrusted tissue ridden with black snot

nice eh!!! drum tobacco, rizla, lighter...some bits of broken glass...*roots about more* an ajustable spanner...some allen/hexagon keys, my rancid maggoty work gloves that smells like a tramps rectal cavity (not that i'v ever smelt one...or are even going to) a crisp brown one £10... my LG Chocolate mobile phone, an empty packet of smokey bacon crisps, a bit of bread crust? 2 everton mints..given to me at work by some old hag!ooh and last but not least, my work & home keys! Jeez what a total array of utter turd..did i say that my pockets smell of old mans socks!?

louloublu · 05-31-2007, 07:50 PM

I am still in my suit from work so no pockets.

Eibhlin · 05-31-2007, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veilingmeat

At this very moment...in my horrificly smelly work trousers...i have my pair of excellent wilkinson sword wire cutters, i crap phillips screw driver, a 'on its way out' flat head screw driver, an encrusted tissue ridden with black snot

nice eh!!! drum tobacco, rizla, lighter...some bits of broken glass...*roots about more* an ajustable spanner...some allen/hexagon keys, my rancid maggoty work gloves that smells like a tramps rectal cavity (not that i'v ever smelt one...or are even going to) a crisp brown one £10... my LG Chocolate mobile phone, an empty packet of smokey bacon crisps, a bit of bread crust? 2 everton mints..given to me at work by some old hag!ooh and last but not least, my work & home keys! Jeez what a total array of utter turd..did i say that my pockets smell of old mans socks!?

jeesh, well Marc has a cooler phone than me, I think I will go cut myself now-hahaha

umm, judging by your odiferous descriptions perhaps we should all kneel and thank god we can't smell Marc when he gets off work...?

05-29-2007, 01:10 AM	#63
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	ok Marc you need to post a pic of this P-38 thingamabob so we can see how huge it is! -could this be the next generation of Panzershweck (or whatever it is spelled) lol Is that a P-38 in your pocket or are you just happy to look at pics of Jewel? gahh anyways! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

05-29-2007, 07:48 PM	#64
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Marc, you're confusing my service weapon from the original P-38. I'll try to post some pictures somehow if Kiera can give me detailed instructions on how to do so. http://alliedworkshops.com/p-38.shtml At this site, you'll find the P-38, it's a can opener for God's sake! I use it for everything, it comes in handy for a million uses. From scraping out dirt under your fingernails to a can opener to a screwdriver (sort of!). It has a million uses. Marc is thinking of the German nazi P-38 Walther. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3D10%26hl%3Den Put that into your browser address bar and that's the weapon he is thikning of. My P-38 is a can opener that goes in K rations and C rations! Although, this is one misunderstanding many Germans and Americans had during the war, one of the many. And Marco, this is a Roscoe! www.gunblast.com/Firestorm.htm I use the .380 instead of the .22. It's never jammed on me once, compared to the bulkier Colt 1911A1 model. Also, you'll find that weapon conceals rather nicely under a jacket (best secured under my waistcoat) or in a baggy trouser leg. If you are going to purcahse one, Marc, I recommend the original Jackass leatherworks company. They do a perfectly molded leather shoulder holster for it, and coincidentally I have the exact model type Miami Vice shoulder rig worn by DOn Johnson when he did Vice. (I get picked on so bad by my coworkers, my nickname's Crockett!) In my pockets today I've got, money clip, cell phone, and three quarters, Quench thirst chewing gum (Great stuff, could not live without it!) and the lucky ticekt to tonight's show, La Cage Les Folles. Of coruse, I need to change into better attire from my jeans, in which means carrying more than that inside my pockets. Oh, nad a packet of conenience store sugar. (must be from this morning.) Last edited by 007; 05-29-2007 at 07:59 PM.

05-29-2007, 10:54 PM	#65
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	Ahh no Bond type bloke...we were in no way meant to have guessed that hahaaa, and Marc was not thinking of an excellent German Walther P-38 much favoured by all nations, as an excellent sidearm in it's time or would he have guessed it to be a spiffingly good can opener!!! I was refering to thee American WWII fighter The P-38 Lightning Personaly tho, i myself have always admired the Glock family of pistols...especially the Glock 32, although the development of Heckler & Koch's HK UCP, small calibre i know, a nice 'modern' looking weapon. Besides, i could take your recommendations, but i'd get the fuzz knockin on my door every week checking my ammo and resigning my permit!!!! we cant buy GPHMG M-60's and Anti-Tank launchers down the shops on a quick swift stroll at lunch break from work here in the British Isles, on a regular basis (pity) __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

05-30-2007, 12:09 AM	#66
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	lmfao! ya Marc, I don't think the baggiest pair of homie pants could hold one of those P-38s tee-hee (what is with me and tee-hee?? I guess i got sick of lol) and you and my husband could talk Glock into the wee hours of the morning, he nearly weeps when he thinks of how he had to sell his Glock 40 ah well __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

05-30-2007, 10:46 PM	#67
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	LOL, hell no....not even the mightiest pair of Chav shell suit bottoms could hold one of those either!!!! maybe you'de be able to fit one between there ears tho...theres alot of free space in there! And yer hubby like his Glocks too eh...i love em, fab weapons, and i'd love to get my hands on one of those with some of my pocket change. But why did he have to sell his sexy Glock 40? __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

05-28-2007, 02:11 AM	#61
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	It's ten o'clock here in the Eastern United States. And I'm at my desk, getting ready to go into work, oh boy! I wish I was in nothing but my Sea Island boxers ready to sleep, not this guy. Nope, I'm workin' till six in the morning; and I'm oh-so happy about it. In my pockets are my money clip, pen, sunglasses, bo'sun's pipe, billfold, extra cash wrapped in a rubber band, keys, cell phone, other cell phone, little doodad pocket knife iwth toothpick and tweexers and all that connected to it, and yes, I almost forgot, my trusty P-38. For those that are wondering, I haven't put on the Roscoe yet, but I will.

05-31-2007, 01:37 AM	#68
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	we needed the cash story of our life :-P __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

05-31-2007, 04:20 AM	#69
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Yup, know that story. I was eighteen when my old man died and had to give up all my WWII reenacting weapons, 1444 dated M-1 Garand, 1943 dated M1 Carbine, and two sequential serial numbered Colt 1911A1's, from 1942. Needed the cash, had to get to Norfolk, and I miss those 1911's over anything else. Sequential serial numbers, one ended in 87 and the other was 88. All matching, made by SINGER sewing machine company. I've always thought what body part I would give to have those back, but I can't think of anything I wouldn't need in the future more than a weapon.

05-31-2007, 07:23 AM	#70
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Today - I have nothing in my pockets! __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

05-31-2007, 11:46 AM	#71
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Wished I could be that lucky. Today I'm carrying an army of things. All the normal items, and how could I forget....the flask. Today's handgun competition calls for an early drink.

05-31-2007, 01:24 PM	#72
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	There's a Wocket in my Pocket! well not really but it rhymed and is Dr. Suess __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

05-31-2007, 07:32 PM	#73
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	At this very moment...in my horrificly smelly work trousers...i have my pair of excellent wilkinson sword wire cutters, i crap phillips screw driver, a 'on its way out' flat head screw driver, an encrusted tissue ridden with black snot nice eh!!! drum tobacco, rizla, lighter...some bits of broken glass...roots about more an ajustable spanner...some allen/hexagon keys, my rancid maggoty work gloves that smells like a tramps rectal cavity (not that i'v ever smelt one...or are even going to) a crisp brown one £10... my LG Chocolate mobile phone, an empty packet of smokey bacon crisps, a bit of bread crust? 2 everton mints..given to me at work by some old hag!ooh and last but not least, my work & home keys! Jeez what a total array of utter turd..did i say that my pockets smell of old mans socks!? __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

05-31-2007, 07:50 PM	#74
louloublu Super JKF Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Co. Clare, Ireland Posts: 432 Rep Power: 0	I am still in my suit from work so no pockets. __________________ "You thought I didn't notice the skin on your teeth had a tear."