The Monty Python Thread

Little Bird · 03-06-2007, 07:50 PM

For all you Monty Python fans out there, feel like sharing your favourite Monty quote? Yes - then welcome to just the place to do that.

I feel Marc and I will be taking over this thread, Hee Hee but feel free to jump in.

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 07:53 PM

Albatross!!!

Little Bird · 03-06-2007, 07:54 PM

Oh albatross I forgot that one

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

007 · 03-07-2007, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Bird

Oh albatross I forgot that one

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

Thank you for that. You just made me laugh away my two day continuous hangover. OHH I LOVE YOU! Haven't heard that since I was six or seven years old, God bless you.

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 07:55 PM

Funniest Joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g

Veilingmeat · 03-06-2007, 07:59 PM

HAHAAA....the Holy hand grenade of Antioch

and Tim the enchanter!!! lol

but let us not forget "I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...Dickus!"

Little Bird · 03-06-2007, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veilingmeat

HAHAAA....the Holy hand grenade of Antioch

and Tim the enchanter!!! lol

but let us not forget "I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...Dickus!"

Don't you mean THIS SKETCH

Throw him to the floor Centurian!

Oh I'm having too much fun with this!

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 07:58 PM

Black Knight Star Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 08:04 PM

Oscar Wilde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywJ-htCzLo

The Spanish Inquisition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g

I wanted to be a LumberJack!
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70653bYXergdF

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 08:05 PM

And of course, the Ministry of Silly Walks deserves its own post!

http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70602Nf97eZJS

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 08:15 PM

Dead Parrot
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70622xMMKheNg

Dirty Hungarian
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e73831brEmgNmH

the Village Idiot
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e79162TCfWyynz

Bruce
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e1117774a8kEg7Y

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 08:27 PM

Mattress sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU

Most Awful Family in Britain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fQ32TTgcY

Restaurant Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Rzn4AXIfc

Mouse Problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihuv5z6nqWw

The Man with Three Buttocks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_SAMDkUe5k

Eibhlin · 03-06-2007, 08:28 PM

better yet here is the guys page that has a bunch of MP videos-lol

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=cleesefan

Veilingmeat · 03-06-2007, 08:42 PM

rofl...some great vids there you found!!! unforgettable, lest we forget also....

"my good friend Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nurnburger- bratwustle- gernspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shonedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm"

and International Philosophy Football Match!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU

Argument Clinic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEwLDR61bo

Little Bird · 03-06-2007, 08:47 PM

Posting Videos is cheating Andrea...you're stealing all our quoting fun.

Now I'm going to sit on the top of the stairs and cry in front of the mirror screaming 'Nobody Loves me'

:lmao2:

Run Away, Run Away, Run Away....

Now get back to quoting or so help me, I will get the 'comfy pillow'

03-06-2007, 07:50 PM	#1
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	The Monty Python Thread For all you Monty Python fans out there, feel like sharing your favourite Monty quote? Yes - then welcome to just the place to do that. I feel Marc and I will be taking over this thread, Hee Hee but feel free to jump in. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

03-06-2007, 07:53 PM	#2
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	Albatross!!! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-06-2007, 07:54 PM	#3
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Oh albatross I forgot that one "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

03-06-2007, 07:55 PM	#5
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	Funniest Joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 03-06-2007 at 08:18 PM.

03-06-2007, 07:59 PM	#6
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	HAHAAA....the Holy hand grenade of Antioch and Tim the enchanter!!! lol but let us not forget "I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...Dickus!" __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

03-06-2007, 07:58 PM	#8
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	Black Knight Star Wars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 03-06-2007 at 08:17 PM.

03-06-2007, 08:04 PM	#9
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	Oscar Wilde http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywJ-htCzLo The Spanish Inquisition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g I wanted to be a LumberJack! http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70653bYXergdF __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 03-06-2007 at 08:17 PM.

03-06-2007, 08:05 PM	#10
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	And of course, the Ministry of Silly Walks deserves its own post! http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70602Nf97eZJS __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-06-2007, 08:15 PM	#11
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	Dead Parrot http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70622xMMKheNg Dirty Hungarian http://www.veoh.com/videos/e73831brEmgNmH the Village Idiot http://www.veoh.com/videos/e79162TCfWyynz Bruce http://www.veoh.com/videos/e1117774a8kEg7Y __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-06-2007, 08:27 PM	#12
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	Mattress sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU Most Awful Family in Britain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fQ32TTgcY Restaurant Sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Rzn4AXIfc Mouse Problem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihuv5z6nqWw The Man with Three Buttocks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_SAMDkUe5k __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-06-2007, 08:28 PM	#13
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 266	better yet here is the guys page that has a bunch of MP videos-lol http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=cleesefan __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-06-2007, 08:42 PM	#14
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	rofl...some great vids there you found!!! unforgettable, lest we forget also.... "my good friend Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nurnburger- bratwustle- gernspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shonedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm" and International Philosophy Football Match! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU Argument Clinic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEwLDR61bo __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

03-06-2007, 08:47 PM	#15
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Posting Videos is cheating Andrea...you're stealing all our quoting fun. Now I'm going to sit on the top of the stairs and cry in front of the mirror screaming 'Nobody Loves me' :lmao2: Run Away, Run Away, Run Away.... Now get back to quoting or so help me, I will get the 'comfy pillow' __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom