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Originally Posted by Veilingmeat
At this very moment...in my horrificly smelly work trousers...i have my pair of excellent wilkinson sword wire cutters, i crap phillips screw driver, a 'on its way out' flat head screw driver, an encrusted tissue ridden with black snot  nice eh!!! drum tobacco, rizla, lighter...some bits of broken glass...*roots about more* an ajustable spanner...some allen/hexagon keys, my rancid maggoty work gloves that smells like a tramps rectal cavity (not that i'v ever smelt one...or are even going to) a crisp brown one £10... my LG Chocolate mobile phone, an empty packet of smokey bacon crisps, a bit of bread crust? 2 everton mints..given to me at work by some old hag!ooh and last but not least, my work & home keys! Jeez what a total array of utter turd..did i say that my pockets smell of old mans socks!? |
jeesh, well Marc has a cooler phone than me, I think I will go cut myself now-hahaha
umm, judging by your odiferous descriptions perhaps we should all kneel and thank god we can't smell Marc when he gets off work...?