[wackyoverkhaki]

Ok. Here are a couple totally random confessions to make you go WTF?:

I never played Monopoly in my life. Ever.

My brain can't handle any math beyond 8th grade level, yet I made it to college. I am a fraud.

I never learned to blow bubblegum.

One of my friends teases me and tells me I look like a three-dimensional version of Mary Melody from Tiny Toon Adventures. OK I love wearing my hair the cutesy rockabilly way like her but isn't that character supposed to be like 11? Compliment or insult? You decide.

I'm afraid of big cities.

I'm what some people call a "prude". I personally don't think I'm a prude just because other peoples' moral standards have fallen. But what the hell, you gotta learn to laugh at being stereotyped.

I want to move under the sea. Or to Fraggle Rock. Maybe Captain Morgan knows the way.

I personally believe we should deport our violent criminals to the moon. It's a radical idea, but a good one. People look at me like I'm some kind of crazy and I don't blame them, but I think it would really benefit our society in so many ways.